My butt is famous - now with pictures!

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I got my picture in the base newspaper today. 

Really it's my butt that made its debut.

We were at the pool on Tuesday afternoon, and there was a photographer from the base paper there, taking pictures of the little kids splashing around in the shallow end. I was just laying out, trying to top up my tan.

Well, the paper came out this morning, and there, on page 9, is a picture from Tuesday afternoon.  Also in the picture, in the background, is me in a bikini.  I'm laying on my tummy, and you can see half my face, all of my body...but the thing that really gets your attention is my big white rear end sticking up. 

Here...see for yourselves....

Nice.  My ass made the news.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Apparently they are billing your butt as a "beat the heat" activity...  not sure how you should take that....
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Apparently they are billing your butt as a "beat the heat" activity... not sure how you should take that....


Hmm...neither am I.


Perhaps they're suggesting people can rest in the massive shadow that it creates? 

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow! Your butt looked nothing like I pictured! It's funny how people can look completely different than what one thinks they look like.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Wow! Your butt looked nothing like I pictured!

I'm not sure I want to ask this, but...what the hell did you think it was going to look like?

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am not allowed to comment on other womens butts. SO reads these too you know.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

i want my butt in the news... (woops! gender check - i'm a guy...)


hardly a disqualifier nowadays...perhaps you should check out Negrodamus's blog?

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nice butt skinny-minny. Give yourself a pat on the butt.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Janders loves butt:)
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Methinks Janders enjoys the rump roast.
If you know what I mean.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Methinks Janders enjoys the rump roast.
If you know what I mean.


well, he is French

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow! Your butt looked nothing like I pictured! It's funny how people can look completely different than what one thinks they look like.


That was hilarious... Karen, I think he was making a joke... but I could be wrong.

I don't know whether to say congrats or umm feel sorry for you. Least you have a nice ass. lol

~Sarah
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pshaw! You think getting a newspaper photo of your butt is an accomplishment? My arse is so big I routinely get satellite photos of it!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Methinks Janders enjoys the rump roast.
If you know what I mean.


well, he is French

Um Greywar - pseudo - Janders is a woman - the french man you're thinking of is JEPEL

Karen I have no idea what you're talking about - I had too look closely to even see you - I noticed the kids you're butt doesn't stick out at all - Skinny Minny is right - sheesh woman - and as for white no it's was pretty tan and the only white I noticed was the colour of you bikini stripes.
Dag!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

Dag!

OOOhhhh!!!   Them's fighting words, you know!

Yes, it is big, in comparison to the rest of me....yes, it is white, even the doctor made a comment about it when he was looking at my back the other day....and I don't think I'm that skinny...and you're one to talk, Trina!  You just had a baby and you're thin again...it took me 8 years to lose all mine! Hehehe

Yes, Janders is a girl...not Jepel.....come to think of it, I haven't sen much of Jepel recently.  That's a shame because I've been practicing my french....

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, at least it's a nice butt
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

Wolfie!  Where have you been!?  I was wondering where you had gone to....

*blushes*  thanks....

Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Must you always be the center attention? Come on... it was those kids' time to shine, and you took that away from them by shining a little something, brighter than them. Dang girl!

Capt. over and out!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
WHy does every think I am always a man? But now a gay French man... hmmmmm. Maybe I should learn to post a photo, and change my name to somthing feminine.

Dharma always shines, its not her fault she always steals the spot light!
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

Must you always be the center attention?


Hey, I can't help it if my rear end steals the show!  It's true though, my butt was the whitest, brightest thing out there that day.



Janders:  I duuno why people think you're a dude.  I've seen pictures of you and you look nothing like a dude.  To all who have not seen the photo: Janders is very thin, very pretty, and has long blonde hair.  She's not masculine in the slightest!


 


 

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nice Dharma!! Great way to make the news!!

~carebear~