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So there's this group of kids, borderline adults perhaps, that have given themselves a name. That's all it is, a name. Nothing makes this group of friends any different than any others. Well, they do preach the beauty of tolerance while at the same time nihilism. They believe in the anti-consumer culture, but those new Nike's you got are supa-doopa fly, yo. This group, the Loser Turd Mafia, wants to rule the world...through jokes and general laziness. The LTM has never had a purpose other than giving all the people who don't belong a place to belong.
Here we are, the LTM. We have existed since 1997 and that alone says something amazing. Now we're going to attempt to have a purpose. It started with the Elite 5, the founding members. But one's got a kid and in the Air Force, one's hopping from house to house avoiding work as much as possible, two work and live in the one town, while another lives in a totally different town; working and going to school. With this said, we don't have a great base to start with. We have devotion from a few, don't get me wrong, but we need numbers.
With all that said, I have taken charge, as one of the Elite 5 of the LTM. This is a call to arms, my fellow losers of the world. I, Jesse, want you to act on the behalf of the LTM. Go out and display your geek, dweeb, spaz, and loser natures. Embrace your antisocial behaviors. Act like a fool!
Because without the specticle, that is the loser, the world has no one to show them it may not be alright now, but it will be.
Here we are, the LTM. We have existed since 1997 and that alone says something amazing. Now we're going to attempt to have a purpose. It started with the Elite 5, the founding members. But one's got a kid and in the Air Force, one's hopping from house to house avoiding work as much as possible, two work and live in the one town, while another lives in a totally different town; working and going to school. With this said, we don't have a great base to start with. We have devotion from a few, don't get me wrong, but we need numbers.
With all that said, I have taken charge, as one of the Elite 5 of the LTM. This is a call to arms, my fellow losers of the world. I, Jesse, want you to act on the behalf of the LTM. Go out and display your geek, dweeb, spaz, and loser natures. Embrace your antisocial behaviors. Act like a fool!
Because without the specticle, that is the loser, the world has no one to show them it may not be alright now, but it will be.
ducking for cover:::