Morons among us part deux.

Miss Perfect next door, who never does anything wrong and whose poo doesn't have an odor - whose husband golfs in between our houses and whose dog shits in my yard...her child is running around outside with nothing but a pair of shorts on. Barefoot, bare chested.  What's the problem with that, I hear you say...?

It's below 60 degrees, and it's thundering, lightning, and raining cats and dogs.

Morons, I tell ya!  And they're raising more morons!!!!!

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i see kids walking to school in shorts every spring here. You'll have about 3 warm days, a cold front will move in, and their parents shove them out the door in shorts and t-shirts and never notice that it is 40 degrees outside.

The intolerable idiots that run my daughter's school say that if the sun is shining and the ground is dry, they can play outside. I have gone by and found them playing on the playground when it was 34 degrees. They also deny any respsonsibility for making sure the kids keep their coats zipped or even on once they are outside. Of course they are the first to threaten truency on the 5th day your child is our because of the flu...

Can you tell I despise them?


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When morons breed, they do tend to create other morons, dear....that's biology.....LMAO.

Just be glad you'll be away from those particular morons very soon!!
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Feh. What bloody idiots. It's not really the kids' fault that their mom and dad are morons though.

I see you got the thunder and rain we had here yesterday.

-- B
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Can you tell I despise them?

The way you feel about you child's school is much the same way I feel about my child's school. 

I went to eat lunch with my son one day earlier this year.  It was 40 degrees and raining, but they still got shut outside on the playground after lunch.  No shelter, no cover...shut out in the rain.  I asked if this was normal, and the lunch ladies said it was.  I complained to the principal, who said that kids "are tough, a little rain won't hurt 'em".  Hmm...so when my child is ill and I send him to school...and you call me and tell me I ought to come get him because he's probably contagious, can I tell you that "kids are tough, a little strep won't hurt 'em"?  I think not.

I see the same thing in my neighborhood as well.  We have 2 days of 65 degree weather and everyone packs away their winter clothes and sends their kids off to school in shorts and t shirts.  Doesn't matter that it's 45 degrees, the sun's out so it's short sleeve and sandal weather, right?!

Morons....I am an island of sanity in a sea of morons......

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When morons breed, they do tend to create other morons, dear....that's biology

I had hoped that it would skip a generation and the kids would turn out somewhat alright...now I see that's just not to be.

Yeah, Froggy...what's the big idea sending all that crap my way? LMAO.....it's over now but boy did it rain for a bit! I have a bit of a flood in my yard..that son-of-morons is paddling his bare feet in now.

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Hey, by the way...thanks for putting me in your blog roll. the link is actually...

http://mrfrog.joeuser.com



-- B
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Oops!


I'll fix it.

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I went to eat lunch with my little girl when she was in Kindergarden. I sat and ate and realized about halfway through the meal that half of them hadn't opened their milk. The teachers there just drop them off in the lunchroom and take a "real lunch", i.e. away from responsibility. They couldn't open their milks, heck, they're 5 years old. I looked around and realized that other than the principle lounging in a corner and another scary looking lady keeping the peace, I was the only person in the position to help.

I opened at least 10 milks that day. I wonder all the time now how many kids are thirsty there because none of the jerks will take the time to open their milk.
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The lunch ladies are mean at my kids school.  So are the ones who serve up the food.  They have those little compartmentalized trays..you know, peas in one slot, peaches in another etc.  The first time I went to eat we were having tacos and canned fruit salad...mixed together in most cases.  Gross.  I told the kids they should take them back and ask for another that wasn't all in together.  they said they had done so in the past, and they had got yelled at and told they were to eat what they were given.  So, yours truly complained again.

I complain to my kids school's a lot.  I think they cringe when they see me coming.

That was really crappy about the milk, though.  Heck, even I can't open those cartons some days, and I'm 34!

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I still support the establishment of a procreation police. Morons and the like are not allowed to pass on their genes.

WAR gene pool lifeguards
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It's all a question of nature versus nurture, I think.  Are morons born mornic, or are they a product of their environment?

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This world should just take all the warning labels off of commercial products. The problem will solve itself within a few generations.
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In the meantime, however, they all decide to join the US Air Force and move in next to me. 

The things that drives me more nuts is that they have this attitude that they're perfect.  They're idiots, but they seem to think that they can do what they want when they want and no-one can do anything about it.  They park on the wrong side of the street then bitch like hell when they get a ticket, they have no respect for anyone elses property of privacy and then act like the rest of us are being bitchy when we complain about their kids climbing our trees and breaking them, letting themselves into our houses, going through our storage boxes in our garage,...the list just goes on.

I'm so ready to leave here....

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Oh man.
letting themselves into our houses, going through our storage boxes in our garage



I'm pretty private person, and that statement just reviles me. I hate those kind of people.
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that statement just reviles me. I hate those kind of people.

Yes, it bothers me greatly too.  When I catch them and ask them not to do it (and the parents not to let them do it) they act like I'm encroaching on their liberties.  It infuriates me, it really does.

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I think I have the same neighbor...

Oh yeah?  What makes you think that?

It could be that my neighbors have kin living next door to you....

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that statement just reviles me. I hate those kind of people.

Yes, it bothers me greatly too. When I catch them and ask them not to do it (and the parents not to let them do it) they act like I'm encroaching on their liberties. It infuriates me, it really does.


Take pictures of them next time and show them to the base police. Tell them next time you'll have them arrested for breaking and entering. That's absolute crap.

-- B
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Take pictures of them next time and show them to the base police. Tell them next time you'll have them arrested for breaking and entering. That's absolute crap.

I already have a dossier of information on them.  Pictures of him golfing (and a really good one of him retrivieng a ball from next to my kids' bedroom window), their kids in my yard and garage...Lonesome's a cop, and his Shirt is already aware of what's been going on because she's the silly beeatch who called the cops and family advocacy on me.  The question is, how much do I want to kick off right before we leave?  If we end up staying here then hell yeah I'm turning all my evidence in..not only to the cops, but to housing and the base commander too, and I'm requesting that they either be asked to leave or that we be assigned another home away from them.  I'm just waiting for something 'big' to happen...like they damage something...and then it's all getting turned in and the fight is on.

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they have no respect for anyone elses property of privacy and then act like the rest of us are being bitchy when we complain about their kids climbing our trees and breaking them, letting themselves into our houses, going through our storage boxes in our garage,...the list just goes on.


Oh my goodness! This would make me bonkers....especially the "letting themselves into our houses" part....that's when I'd be having the little morons arrested for breaking and entering.....unlawful entry...something.....
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I'd be having the little morons arrested for breaking and entering.....unlawful entry...something.....

They base cops can't really do much because they're minors.  They're 8 and 4....old enough to know better but living with parents who think that I should just let it slide because they're kids.

The littlest one came up to me the other day and said "are you the one who called the cops on us?"  I said, "no, honey, not me".  he said "My mommy called the cops on you".....

...out of the mouths of babes and innocents....

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The question is, how much do I want to kick off right before we leave?


I would do it as soon as possible, before someone gets hurt or some real property damage gets done. If one of their kids gets hurt on your property, you may well be looking at a liability lawsuit. Better to nip it in the bud, and raise your guard.

-- B
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I'd be having the little morons arrested for breaking and entering.....unlawful entry...something.....They base cops can't really do much because they're minors. They're 8 and 4....old enough to know better but living with parents who think that I should just let it slide because they're kids.


They can't do something to the parents to hold THEM responsible for the criminal acts of their children? I would think there would be something somewhere that could be done....
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*evil grin*

How bout a little anonymous payback, dharma? Go get yourself a few bottles of a deer lure that hunters use, its called "Doe in Rut" and it smells absolutely putrid. It also lasts forever! An ounce or two dribbled into the fresh air intake of their heating/air conditioning unit will have their house smelling so nasty they'll probably ask for a transfer, lol.

A few well placed rat traps in those storage boxes and garage may deter the snoopin' lil bastards as well.
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They can't do something to the parents to hold THEM responsible for the criminal acts of their children? I would think there would be something somewhere that could be done....

There is, and there will be.  The cops and housing are already aware that there's an issue, and like I said, I'm just waiting.  One scratch on my car, one thing broken in my garage, or the next time I find a kid in my house is going to be the straw that breaks the camels back.....

Yeah, I had thought about some payback, actually.  All the AC units are outside in the backyard, and these fools go camping regularly so are away all weekend....so I have plenty of opportunity to do some mischief.  The 'Doe In Rut' stuff sounds like a great idea.......hmm...now I'm scheming.....ooooh, you naughty man, you!  Now you've got me hatching plots left and right!  Thanks!!!

The things that's stopping me is the Karmic retribution......