Why Men Are Just Happier People
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Usually I don't post forwards, but this one is pretty good.
Why Men Are Just Happier People -
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> > What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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> > Your last name stays put.
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> > The garage is all yours.
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> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> > Chocolate is just another snack.
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> > You can be president.
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> > You can never be pregnant.
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> > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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> > You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
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> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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> > The world is your urinal.
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> > You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one
> is
> > just too icky.
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> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
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> > Wrinkles add character.
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> > Wedding dress -- $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
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> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
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> > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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> > One mood-all the time.
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> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> > You know stuff about tanks.
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> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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> > You can open all your own jars.
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> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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> > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
friend.
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> > Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
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> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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> > You almost never have strap problems in public.
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> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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> > Everything on your face stays its original color.
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> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> > You only have to shave your face, neck (and, possibly, your back).
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> > You can play with toys all your life.
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> > Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
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~Sarah
Why Men Are Just Happier People -
> >
> >
> >
> > What do you expect from such simple creatures?
> >
> >
> >
> > Your last name stays put.
> >
> >
> >
> > The garage is all yours.
> >
> >
> >
> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> >
> >
> >
> > Chocolate is just another snack.
> >
> >
> >
> > You can be president.
> >
> >
> >
> > You can never be pregnant.
> >
> >
> >
> > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> >
> >
> >
> > You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
> >
> >
> >
> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> >
> >
> >
> > The world is your urinal.
> >
> >
> >
> > You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one
> is
> > just too icky.
> >
> >
> >
> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Wrinkles add character.
> >
> >
> >
> > Wedding dress -- $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
> >
> >
> >
> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
> >
> >
> >
> > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > One mood-all the time.
> >
> >
> >
> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> >
> >
> >
> > You know stuff about tanks.
> >
> >
> >
> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> >
> >
> >
> > You can open all your own jars.
> >
> >
> >
> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> >
> >
> >
> > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
friend.
> >
> >
> >
> > Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
> >
> >
> >
> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> >
> >
> >
> > You almost never have strap problems in public.
> >
> >
> >
> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> >
> >
> >
> > Everything on your face stays its original color.
> >
> >
> >
> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> >
> >
> >
> > You only have to shave your face, neck (and, possibly, your back).
> >
> >
> >
> > You can play with toys all your life.
> >
> >
> >
> > Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >
> >
> >
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
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~Sarah
you try having your pubic hair ripped out by hot wax c) plus eyebrow, armpits, legs, normal hair grooming etc we SO have it worse off.
