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You'll know me by my maroon "Lebowski-esk" bathrobe. Maybe I will be wearing the gray dress coat. When I disrobe (pun intended), you could spy my Gay Day t-shirt or my Mickey Mouse shirt or even the Humbert Mortgage Finney town Girl's Softball t-shirt. No matter what I'm wearing, I exude a statement. All of these lovely articles are from my favorite store. The Great Will! Not Good Will, because that name does not do it justice. Next time you see me, compliment my shirt (I know you want to) and you'll get a number in response. A low number, at that. Bathrobe - free. Grey coat - $6.30. Gay Day shirt - free. Mickey shirt - $1.36. Softball shirt - $1.36.
I know you envy me. I can't blame you, really. Not that I'm conceited, just facing the facts. I am one thrifty mother fucker!
What about pants? I don't buy pants at Great Will, but I try. What about hats, shoes, electronics? No, yes, yes. You can find a good toy to play with in the Treasure Cove. There they tempt you with $20 computers, printers, scanners, and monitors. Studly-C Link bought a $3 keyboard just the other day. I bought a $1 shirt. Come on people, it can say "Baby Fucker" on it for $1 and I'll still buy it. Actually, that would be cool.
If the Great Will, or even an ordinary Good Will, isn't your style go with Plato's Closet. It's a store here, and other places in Indiana, at least. I'll describe the store as a Good Will for preppie clothes. More money than Good Will, of course. Hell, push comes to shove, go to Kohl's! Kohl's loves to sell me pants for $7-$12.
Now that you learned how to dress cheap, do it! And don't cut your hair. That costs money too. Spend all your extra cash on porno and Rally's. After all...spanking it's cool and "you gotta eat".
I know you envy me. I can't blame you, really. Not that I'm conceited, just facing the facts. I am one thrifty mother fucker!
What about pants? I don't buy pants at Great Will, but I try. What about hats, shoes, electronics? No, yes, yes. You can find a good toy to play with in the Treasure Cove. There they tempt you with $20 computers, printers, scanners, and monitors. Studly-C Link bought a $3 keyboard just the other day. I bought a $1 shirt. Come on people, it can say "Baby Fucker" on it for $1 and I'll still buy it. Actually, that would be cool.
If the Great Will, or even an ordinary Good Will, isn't your style go with Plato's Closet. It's a store here, and other places in Indiana, at least. I'll describe the store as a Good Will for preppie clothes. More money than Good Will, of course. Hell, push comes to shove, go to Kohl's! Kohl's loves to sell me pants for $7-$12.
Now that you learned how to dress cheap, do it! And don't cut your hair. That costs money too. Spend all your extra cash on porno and Rally's. After all...spanking it's cool and "you gotta eat".
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