Come visit Yorkshire! My home...

Well if that's case, then, don't think I'll bother

Shal't save on't airfare n't stay in't sunny Queensland.


***look at that, look at that, Zubish from Britain... and yer laughs for free***

Sorry, Fuzzy, I just couldn't resist the temptation.

I'll be right over! Not too far from Norway, are you?


2of3 does a quick run to the store to stock up on Norwegian chocolates

You do offer room and board, I assume

  "If it's ahtsahd Yahkshir' it's nowt werth blooddie visi' in' "

fi' fehk sekhs foozzie ...'ad me ahlmorst in 'ospitle, larfsick yehr did...

..trooble is, I wooda gor'in wi' woon thing, and coom out wi' anooder!

Blooddie Yahkshir' 'ospitles..

[loses a little in text, but I reckon you'll geddit]

      Love the Yorkshire Airlines sketch....Air Doris's and the mushy peas     and the outside 'rest room'     I think I've just split my sides.

Thank's Fuzzy, you made an ex-pat Brit's Sunday morning   

I want too...always have wanted too...had a crush on Felicity Kendall.  

Yes, we have quite a culture here   

If it's not from Yorkshire it's shite...

IRB - 'Flick' is a cracking lass (as we say up North), but she's a southerner, from Warwickshire   

We have our own royalty too. Like HRH King Geoffrey (Boycott) the 1st, and Emperor (Arthur) Scargill.

where would this discussion be without someone mentioning Monty Python

The Four Yorkshiremen

How far's that from Darbyshire, Fuzzy .. got a mate over in Buxton ..mad bugger he is, too

Damn I laugh when he talks..   

You mean Derbyshire... Next door. You'd feel at home there. They have lots of sheep... they even have wallabies

I'm a lanky lad meself, born in Wigan.. but.. went to boarding school in Robin Hoods Bay in Yorkshire from 10-14.. Yeah.. so I got expelled.. alright,   .. had a great bloody time tho.. Why.. was I expelled you ask?  :NOTSURE: 

.... Sneaking into girls dorms at night for a snogfest       

Even tho I'm from Lancs I was never a grudge holder, seems cricket has gone downhill in recent years, even tho I dont get to watch much of it in Florida  

and... GO LATICS !!!    

A Yorkshire joke. To understand this, you need to know in Yorkshire 'Coal' is pronounced 'coil'.
A pit is known as a 'coal hole', pronounced 'coil oil'.

Anyway...

Barnsley miner, Alf Sidebottom, gets home from a hard days work at the pit. On getting in the house, he notices the washing hasn't been done, there are dirty pots in the sink, and ironing waiting to be done. The wife is upstairs in bed. So the miner shouts up to her...

Miner: "Na then tha lazy cow. Ant tha dun any work today?"
Wife replies: "No luv, am in bed. Am not very well."
Miner: "Whats up wi'thi luv?"
Wife: "Bit a woman trouble... you know luv, down there..."
Miner: "Oh. Right. Ad berra fetch't doctor then."

So the doctor arrives and the miner explains the wife has a bit of 'woman trouble'. Anyway, the doctor examines the wife and reports back to the miner.

Doctor: "You were right Mr Sidebottom, it was 'woman trouble'. She hadn't got her coil in."
"Ant gorra coal in?" The miner says, "She ant got f****n' tea ready yet..."

    

Hilarious Fuzzy, my Grandad was a Coalminer his whole life, never smoked, drank etc.. died of black lung.

Good joke tho