Looks Like We Are Rid Of Lil Johnny

and not a moment too soon

Well the Oz elections are pretty much decided bar the shouting....Kevin Rudd & the Labor Party have swept to victory with an 80 (so far) out of 150 seat lead. No more lil Johnny Howard!!! YIPPEEEEE!!!!!

Dammit....tonight is a night to get merrily and consumately drunk to profusely celebrate, and I done gave up drinking over six years ago.

At least hearing, lil Johnny looks set to lose his seat in the Parliament...ceremoniously dumped even by his own electorate. That'll teach 'im to get in bed with warmongers.

Sod it, I'm gonna celebrate anyhow....with a Tetleys.


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Stuff the Tetleys ....I'm gonna get right royally pissed.

I'm glad to be rid of him.

It helps, too that the Dep Prime Minister Elect is a good friend of my sister's...Kathy did Julia's portrait for the Archibald....

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You guys have elections? You learn something new every day. I always thought you had to wrestle crocs or something...   
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Looks Like We Are Rid Of Lil Johnny
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Congratulations!!!!
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I always thought you had to wrestle crocs or something...
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Only the 2nd time since federation a Prime Minister lost his own seat...

Gawn!!

I think there's many who hope the door does hit him in the ass, on the way out.

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WOM wonder what war lil Johnny got ya'll in!  
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Finally!!!    I believe that he hung around longer than Menzies. Lucky country? Australian politics have always been in a mess. I left Australia in '89, a period of one of the worst economy crashes......never came back.
I love the country, but do not like the politics, low wages and high tax. The party names like Liberal and Labour just to not belong to the 21st century.....only my view. OK, hammer me   
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No hard feelings but.. lets hope this doesn't start a tidal wave of incumbent downfalls.   
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Stuff the Tetleys ....I'm gonna get right royally pissed.
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Not me...I'm just one drink away from being a complete arsehole. Alcohol and depression is not a good combination...morbidity inevitably sets in, and I'm not going to inflict that on anyone, least of all my loved ones.

Oh stuff it, I'll have a Nescafe` instead/for a change.

I always thought you had to wrestle crocs or something...
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Only when there's a long queue at the ballot box...we have croc wrasslin' events so 'some' get the chance to progress along it more quickly. Actually, it's quite efficient!

Congratulations!!!!
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Thanks, aufisch....wasn't looking forward to taking the pills if he got back in. Yep, I bought me a couple of bottles of 'blocker upper ers'....cos I surely woulda got the sh!ts if he was still PM



I think there's many who hope the door does hit him in the ass, on the way out.
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Hit him is the arse on the way out?? I'm hoping it'll give him a bloody good hiding and he can't sit down for weeks.

WOM wonders what war lil Johnny got ya'll in!
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Here's a little clue....it starts with I and ends with Q...oh, and then there's the one that so far has killed 3 of our boys in Afghanistan. Oh, that's right, you got a twit over there who committed young men and women to serve/risk their lives there as well.

No hard feelings but.. lets hope this doesn't start a tidal wave of incumbent downfalls.
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No hard feelings but...let's hope with all our might it does...for the lies and reasons stated above. Sadly, our idiot and yours, didn't take a leaf out of Tony Blair's book to save us the trouble and expense of an election.

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As much as I want to rant, I think I'll refrain.. but you know what they say.. better watch what you ask for..
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I'm gonna celebrate anyhow....with a Tetleys
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Congratulations on your sobriety! Sometimes one day at a time is tough going.
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Jesus came into the Temple and threw out the money Changers! I hope he gets to the U.S.A in November 2008! Congrats!

TIME FOR CHANGE!

Aw cmon' vStyler, BRING IT ON!
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As much as I want to rant, I think I'll refrain.. but you know what they say.. better watch what you ask for..
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Nah, no point at all in ranting/jumping up and down...did it for all of the 11 years of lil Johnny and only aggravated my lumbago.

Oh, and that 'be careful what you ask for' thing....just thought I'd point out that it applies to asking for more of Bush...could turn out to be your worst ever nightmare, like um, professional skinning is outlawed so there's a few more available troops.

Have you tried Charleston Tea?
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No, I've not tried it, though I tried to do the Charleston once...got chucked off the dance floor for stepping on everyones toes. No doubt, though, if I happen to see any Charleston tea, I'll give it a try...being I'm a bit of a tea nut and will experiment/try all sorts to find the good ones. Thanks for the tip.

Congratulations on your sobriety! Sometimes one day at a time is tough going.
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Actually, one day at a time is quite easy for me now. I find it preferable to view the world as it is, rather than blurred by the alcohol I was using to help numb chronic pain and get some sleep. I'm in constant daily pain and suffer insomnia, but still it's better than losing my sanity through (as it became for me) the mind bending effects of the grog.

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As much as I want to rant, I think I'll refrain.. but you know what they say.. better watch what you ask for..
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Truer words were never spoken. The sad part is - with what is at stake and if what is possible ever happens - the options are limited.

I have long wondered what people that advocate "peace at any price" would say when their homeland is threatened due to a showing of weakness which is seen very differently in the Middle East than it is in the western world.

I would say it would echo what was said during WWII - when pacifism and isolationism was tried.

I have said all that I am going to on this subject.
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I would say it would echo what was said during WWII - when pacifism and isolationism was tried.
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Due to timezones, Australia formally entered the war against Germany [1939, not '41 like others] 10 hours before the UK, yet we couldn't be any further from the conflict and still be on the same planet.  Aussies have fought and died in every war and police action since...including places the UN simply 'forgot' as too hard.

WW1 was 14-18, not 17-18 .....makes you wonder who was practising 'isolationism'.

Correction...we didn't get into the Falklands....that was the last death-rattle of the B.E. so thus a little parochial.

It didn't ever bother me that Bush's butt-plug Howard was always going to offer to assist/send troops to Iraq, Afghanistan, etc ....the issue I had was with his echoing of the justification/threat of 'pre-emptive strike'....that's simply 'spin' for invasion...you know, ...what Hitler did to Poland.

He had this quaint idea that were Indonesia to harbour terrorists he would go in and 'get them'....er...that means he would send armed troops to a foreign country sans invite.  Come on, you fuck-wit Howard that is called INVASION.

I had to live through the cold war...talks of pre-emptive strikes....retalliation....M.A.D. [look it up]....then some 4 foot tall spineless dweeb wanted to drag us into a pissing match with Indonesia....with impunity?...How?...because he could run crying to his Big Brother [Bush] when they slapped us down for insolence?

His idea of world politics was "My dad's bigger than your dad".

Mark Chopper Reid has more to admire than Howard ..... and he's more diplomatic...

Howard's most shining moment in 11 years as PM was his concession speech last night....

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The sad part is - with what is at stake and if what is possible ever happens
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Ya know, if you go looking for enemies, you most surely will find them....make one or two up and go around beating your chest, more will come out of the woodwork than you at first imagined.

What's pertinent here is that the US has the most powerful, best equipped and most mobile military machine on the face of the earth... every nation on earth knows it, including Russia and China, and not one of them has the bottle or means to declare war/launch a serious attack on US soil. Therefore, given the next two most powerful nations on earth haven't had the balls to attack the US, even at the height of the Cold War, there are no serious contenders who could bring the US to its knees militarily

So, now that we've established that the US has no militarily capable enemies, well none that has a hope in hell's chance of launching a successful attack, tell me/us, where in the world are these 'threats' that require military intervention on other's home soil?

Iraq was never a serious contender even with the best Saddam had to offer....being the actual invasion (without the most awesome firepower at the US disposal) was all over in under a month. So in essence,given its depleted abilities, Iraq was technically not an enemy of the US at the time of the invasion. In truth, it was not a humanitarian or moral cause, but an excuse to do some chest beating and flex some military muscles.

Even Iran is not a serious contender, and there is no way on earth it could launch an attack on US soil, given its geographical position and limited military hardware. That Ahmadi what's 'is name is little more than a fly in the ointment at this point in time and is chest beating just like the US does...the difference being that he can NOT back it up with anything of substance. More it's that Ahmadinejad is hoping the Islamic world will unite behind him, which is unlikely because other Arab leaders fear, as others do, such a move would spark WWIII.

So, Iran is dabbling in nuclear power, but reliable sources say it is some way away from manufacturing a nuclear bomb. Yeah, orright, Ahmadinejad is a provocative little bastard, but at this time there is no legitimate excuse to invade Iran...NONE. However, Iran's chest beating and turning its back on the USD to convert to Euros in its oil dealings, will be all the excuse/reason that's needed.

Seems to me, the US' economic priorities and management should/could have been better. Instead of the its economy riding on the back of an over-powered military machine, it could have been based on the work ethic/non-military industrial growth example being set by Japan. Yeah, the US might think it has been doing quite nicely out of its war machine, arms sales and reparations, etc, but in reality it is false profit because ultimately there are no winners/profits in war...it's ashes to ashes, dust to dust because there's no substance or permanency to build an economy on.

Fact is, US interests would be better served looking for real friends than enemies.... and that means friends who share mutual interests and goals of a peaceful nature, not reluctant allies who are too damned scared not to comply.

I fully expect to get flamed, ridiculed and condemned here, but quite frankly, I don't give a stuff. It'll be another case of shooting the messenger, instead of openening one's eyes to try addressing the real issues. At the end of the day, it's no skin off my nose if you're in a perpetual state of war readiness/constantly looking over your shoulders for an politically engineered/imagined enemy.

Anyhow, I've bumped my gums long enough, both here and in the 'Bush is Bad' thread.... and now I'm done.

Edit @ Jafo re: Howard/Bush...well said, mate, very bloody well said...now I'm done.