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Exploding cell phones, edible babies, other monstrosities.

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Exploding cell phones, edible babies, other monstrosities.

or; don't you wish.

from JoeUser Forums
Do you know how cool it would be if all the cell towers in the entire world exploded tomorrow? Forget about all the problems to commerce, communications, etc. I don't care. I still think it would be wonderful.

Maybe then I could get some PEACE AND QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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It's ridiculous when people come into the bank, with their stupid Bluetooth dongledildoes hanging from their ears, gabbing and chatter-chatter-chattttttttttttttttttttering away at heaven-only-knows-who, and I look up, see them speaking, thinking they're talking to me, and I'm like "Hey! How are you doing?" And they're like "SHHHHHHHHHH! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and mostly I just want to rip the Bluetooth headset out of their ears, throw it on the floor, stomp it into little pieces and say "Can't you give me some freaking PEACE AND QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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"Mmm, this is the best meal I've had in days," said the once-father-of-four, as he cleaned the flesh off a small femur.

"I should have eaten my kids years ago. Think of all the PEACE AND QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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The shard of glass in your chest is going to kill you. The only way to survive is to remove it.

Your heart is attached. So - if you live, you feel nothing.

How does that feel? What do you do?

Die, and maintain your humanity?

Or pull it out, become an automaton, and get some PEACE AND QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Doo-doo-do do doo

doo-doo-do do DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOULD YOU ALL JUST GIVE ME SOME

PEACE

AND

QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok, now tell us something we don't know.


i am the one who keeps telling you in the first place. what you don't read so good.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
i am the one who keeps telling you in the first place. what you don't read so good.


Well that depends. If I'm reading something well written than yes I can read good, but when its poorly written, I can only read it poorly.
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well that depends. If I'm reading something well written than yes I can read good, but when its poorly written, I can only read it poorly.


one shouldn't tell another one that they write badly when said person also writes badly. i believe they have a word for this.
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here's what I thought would be an inappropriate/appropriate quote:

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
but i right so goodly