Commercial Break

Don't you hate it when you are watching a really good film on the tube and every 15 minutes some damn commercial interupts?

As much as we hate them though, they have a way of sticking in your brain. I often catch myself humming some meaningless tune at work, only to realize that it's the damn coca-cola jingle!

Here's a list of lines that have become famous and (some) hated through the years

1. "When you have a headache this big"
2. "Where's the biff?"
3. "How do you spell relief?"
4  "I've fallen...... and I can't get up!"
5. "Trix are for kids"
6. "Coocoo for cocopuffs"
7. "They're magically delicious"
8. "Mikey likes it"


Not to forget pokin' the fatass pilsberry dough-boy in the belly button..... "hmm-hmm!"

What are your favorites (or most hated)?
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Not to forget pokin' the fatass pilsberry dough-boy in the belly button..... "hmm-hmm!"


- I hate when that happens too but usually it's people poking me in the belly   
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I often catch myself humming some meaningless tune at work, only to realize that it's the damn coca-cola jingle!


Well aren't you glad you don't work with me, then. You see, I hate advertising with a passion, particularly TV ads, so you'd get zapped away with the remote the moment some whiny assed jingle came to your lips....and yeah, I always carry a remote specifically for such occasions.
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Just found a forum dedicated to just this topic
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I neglected to mention:

"I liked the product so much I bought the company" - Remington
"Ancient Chinese secret ehh!" - Calgon
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Remember this?

WWW Link
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You also neglected to mention:

"Where's the beef?" - Wendy's
"I'm not just the president, I'm a member." - Hair Club for Men
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There was a commercial for Shake-n-Bake - little kid says "And I helped!" - Argggg...
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"Consult your doctor if your erection continues longer than 4 hours" - Real nice to watch with kids in the room watching a sitcom with their Mom   

That and local news stations self promoting themselves incessantly. "Your News Leader" AGHHHH.     
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"Consult your doctor if your erection continues longer than 4 hours"
End of quote


It's either that or head over to the neighbor's house.  
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Ive always hated the fast-talk at the end of some adverts, which usually ends with "some restrictions may apply"
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That and local news stations self promoting themselves incessantly. "Your News Leader"
End of quote


or "The news team you can trust."

Like those other stations have newscasters that incessantly lie?
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"Consult your doctor if your erection continues longer than 4 hours"


It's either that or head over to the neighbor's house.
End of quote


Besides how can someone who wears latex gloves and uses lube help with a problem like that. Oops never mind.  
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Besides how can someone who wears latex gloves and uses lube help with a problem like that. Oops never mind.
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alriiiiighty then.. think I'll have that drink afterall   
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My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R.....

Can you finish it?  
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My Bologna has a second name its..   
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It's Meyer.
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damnit.. i was gonna say Smith   
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{singing badly}"I am stuck on band-aid, cause band-aid stuck on me{/singing}

  
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"It's Slinky it's Slinky a wonderful, wonderful toy...."  
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I am stuck on band-aid, cause band-aid stuck on me
End of quote


AAAARRRGGGHHH!
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I wish we had the BBC in the US. No commercials at all. Well I can dream.........  
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"Consult your doctor if your erection continues longer than 4 hours"
End of quote


And say: "Hey, doc, I'm cured, at long last I'm cured...but still keep writing me those quarterly Viagra scripts!!!"
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old one


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