Hope you have a great birthday!!!
Are we allowed to ask how old you are?
Let me guess... 29 Years with a few years experience on top of that!
At my work we pass around a card and 'raz' the person of the day with jokes on getting older so I thought I would include a few here (you may have heard a few of these before but they're worth a repeat):
You know you're getting older when:
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your back goes out more than you do.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
You don't remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
And finally... You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
Have a great birthday!
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