Embarrassing conversations...

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Did you ever have a conversation which suddenly turned into the conversation you wished never to have happened. I seem to be getting quite a few lately, thanks to Lucy, a nice lady who works in our packing department at work. We often exchange banter, and maybe a little flirting, but there are times when she can be a little too outspoken. This is a chat from last week...

About 3:30 in the afternoon I went into the canteen for a bar of chocolate, several other were there including Lucy. The (rather public) conversation went like this:

Lucy: What have you got there?
Me: Chocolate.
Lucy: Why? You'll get fat.
Me: Eh?
Lucy: You need to go on a diet, that's all I'm saying. You're fat. You shouldn't be eating chocolate.
Me: What's that got to do with you?
Lucy: If you are too fat you'll get out of breath when we're having sex.
Canteen lady: Lucy! What a thing to say!
Lucy: I'm just saying that's all, you need to diet.

At this point I made polite conversation and left - the only real safe option. For now I'm keeping a low profile   

btw, this isn't funny...   

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
ROFL, sorry Fuzzy, that's a crackup.
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Here's an article about workplace banter with sexual overtones. WWW Link
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
btw, this isn't funny..


Maybe not to you, but I'm still wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes.......


you'll get out of breath when we're having sex.




Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Here's another more appropriate article. WWW Link
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Maybe not to you, but I'm still wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes.......



ditto
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

For now I'm keeping a low profile

....translates as...."thinking skinny thoughts"....

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ya should have said....I've yet to get out of breath when we're having sex.  

                                                 OR

                        Hey, when have I ever ran out of breath?  

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Hey, when have I ever ran out of breath?


Or better still....'Whatcha talkin' about, you're the one who needs oxygen by the time we're done.
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
  Lol.. still, bet that put you of chocolate for life.. and sex for that matter???     
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
bet that put you of chocolate for life..


Not a bloody chance....knowing Fuzzy's deep seated penchant for chocolate, sex 'd go off the menu long before Cadbury's ever did.....



.....while many would ho-hum over it, it'd be a no brainer for FL.
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Sorry its a matter of whom experience and whom heard it.

It's funny to me because I read it. Although I would have hard time laughing it up if I was one experiencing it.
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
City folk sure do have strange customs....out in the country...well, uh, um, what was the question again?  
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I would never ask you to give up the precious...but is she worth losing a few pounds for?Details man...pics please.  
I got a thing for the british babes...aaaaahhhh,Felicity Kendall,Diana Rigg,Jenny Agutter,Patsy Kensit...droolies.  
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I got a thing for the british babes

Errr, Lucy is Romanian... This is a multi-cultural country you know   

If it comes down to a choice between her and chocolate, well, what can I say   

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I have solved this problem at my place of work...I have a box on the door full of sexual harassment consent forms...ain't filled out a form? then keep your thoughts about me chocolate bar to yourself! This is a legal and binding form that I came up with myself and had notarized by a drunk chick in a bar early one morning...I can forward you a copy of the original in .pdf format if you wish, fuzzy.
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
If it comes down to a choice between her and chocolate, well, what can I say


Chocky, chocky, CHOCKEEEEEEEE!!! Obviously! Goes without question, dontcha think?
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
methinks we hast one heavily caffeinated Pirate...
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Crazy Romanian sex or chocolate...I could lose chocolate for a bit.

Hey Fuzzy...why not poor some chocolate syrup on her.  
Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Sounds like one of those "Need To Get Away" commercials.
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

why not poor some chocolate syrup on her

I may be weakening...   

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Hey Fuzzy...why not poor some chocolate syrup on her.


Now there's a thought.

....A Benny Hill song comes to mind here....

"Now would you like some Cadbury's, cos I think Cadbury's is the best?"

"Ooooh Fuzzy, and I'd be ever so happy if you'd lick that off me chest."

His name was Fu-uzzy....and he drove the fastest choc cart in the West.



(and he gets his cocoa there three times every week )
Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Frank Zappa, Mothers of Invention: "Cover that daughter with chocolate syrup, 'n' boogie 'til the cows come home...oh baby..."
Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
methinks we hast one heavily caffeinated Pirate...


Aaarrggghhh, that us 'ave....'an these 'ere coffee cremes be goin' down a treat. .......

.....an' if thar be chocklit booty ta be 'ad in these 'ere parts, thar's gonna be sum 'ard core piratin' goin' down.....aaargghhh.


I may be weakening...


Weakening???? Your passion for chocolate would see you licking Maggie Thatcher if she was covered in it.
Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Er, no. There are limits. But a good nibble never hurt anyone

Several people on the shop floor have started referring to Lucy as my 'bride'. That is a very disturbing development   

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Several people on the shop floor have started referring to Lucy as my 'bride'. That is a very disturbing development


Well, from the way this topic is going, as long as she comes well supplied with fruit'n'nut....