Thinking of shaving my head

My hair is everywhere. It's all over the house, in between my son's toes, in his mouth, wrapped around my baby's neck, in her fat folds and in her diaper, constantly in my face, tickling my arms. The vaccum needs to be disassembled regularly.

AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!

And the hair that's on my head isn't even pretty. It's not worth all this agony. So I figure if I become a cue ball and invest in a realistic wig or two, the whole family will be a bit happier.

On that note, the note of going minimalistic....

I'd like to reduce every family member's wardrobe to two outfits: one to wear and one in the laundry. I'm sick SICK of all these clothes laying around the house! Dirty clothes, in-between clothes, then there are the clean clothes that haven't been put away for so long that they become dirty again.

While I'm at it, I think I'll re-think how I feed my children. I'm sick of poop. And pee. All over the house. Every day. There must be some alternate way of nourishing their bodies. Isn't there a way of feeding ourselves precisely what we need, so there's no waste coming out the other end??
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Reply #1 Top
I've thought of every one of those things....except the shaving my head part....
glad to know I'm not crazy



or at least, if I am....I am in good company!
Reply #2 Top
I know the feeling about the hair thing. I cut 10 inches off of mine (mainly for hair health). But now that it's shorter it takes less time to wash it, which means that happens more often and less falls out all over the place. Please don't go all britney on us though. Mine is right below my bra strap in the back now.
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Don't shave your head.  I go bald because of alopecia, and bald isn't that fun.  Wigs are itchy and hot and smell odd.
Reply #4 Top
I've thought of every one of those things....except the shaving my head part....


Your hair is a great feature of yours. Wait, do you have a feature that isn't great??

I cut 10 inches off of mine (mainly for hair health).


Wow!

Please don't go all britney on us though.


Nah, I was just being facetious. The whole article was just a gripe session.