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I would like to introduce you to my little home. As you walk in you will see tow things... First, the inside of my house. Second, anything that isn't outside of my house (becuase you're inside the house now). As you look around please make sure you DON'T NOT touch stuff.
To your right is my living room. That is probably where you will find Sir Dad (Peter). He's rich, but won't share any of his money with the rest of us. He is at least allowing me to "work" for him. Dad tends to just invite random women over to the house and then send me on an erand that is sure to take me at least 15 minutes to finish. Those are the quickies. Or at least that's what calls it.
You may also see Uncle Brad sitting in the recliner. We don't here much from him until you start talking about politics or if Jeopardy comes on the t.v. He's hardly ever over but when he is I always get tired so I tend to go away for a little while.
Go straight, back and there's the kitchen, that's where me and my little friends like to hang out. Carebear, Zoologist, APDelong, Death By Beebles, and the Crazy Llama girls are almost always somewhere around the house, but usually, we're sitting in the dinning room telling "funny" stories, and talking about cheese, llamas, spuirels, and cereal.
Go through the dinning room and you'll run into the kitchen, not too often do you see anyone in there. Usually it's just people like valleyboyabroad or Bigdreamer. Sometimes I'll see how much of my food they are eating. But for the most part, they do pretty good at eating all the stuff I don't want to eat so it's ok. Oh yeah, those are two of my older siblings. They're really fun to hang out with.
Now, I'm not sure how this happened but, somehow, MadPoet16 is my brother. I guess mom and dad didn't really care how old they were when they had me but that's kinda gross. We live down in the basement. It's kinda gross down there and Dad keeps on trying to get some of the girls he invites to Mad. I'm glad he declines because she might want to use my bed... ewwwiiieee!!!
Then down the hall, left of the living room, on the right side is my sisters' room. It's a very big room becuase I have a bunch of sister. There's BigDreamer, Dharma, Karma, Trinitie (should moved out a while ago and comes to visit every now and then) and some others.
There's so many people in this house that I'm not sure who they all are or which one's are related to me.
The next room on the right is for some of the other guys. There's Muggaz, Dan, Imajinit, Eric, and (again) many others.
It's a big house
My step dad, TractorMan, is Dan's daddy. He's ok but I think I like Sir Dad more. He paid for the house after all. Well, Uncle Brad paid for, Dad just made it what is today. TractorMan has a guest room at the end of the hall, on the right side of course.
MomUser (Jill) is my mommy. She sleeps in the first bedroom on the left. She likes being close to my sisters because they are a lot alike.
Then the second room on the right is the bathroom. 'Nough said.
The last two rooms on the left are dad's. The second to last is off limits. I think that's where he does his 'business' with those one ladies. The very last one is his bedroom. I'm not sure why mommy and daddy don't sleep together but I don't think they really love each other. Mommy told me it was because the ladies don't like to see them together so she doesn't get in their way. She said they are very mean dogs. I'm not sure why but I think it's because she saw daddy kissing Mrs. Clause...
Well, all that's left now to show you is the backyard I think. Well, basically it's a huge yard where a lot of my neighbors like to gather. We all live rather close together so all these people that I mentioned do the same things to all of the other houses. It's a quite wonderful site to behold.
If you ever get the chance, maybe you should check out the other houses.
Capt. over and out!
P.S.~ I hope you got all of the things I said. It kinda goes along with the house thing that jill started and the family think too! It's just the cornbread twist.
To your right is my living room. That is probably where you will find Sir Dad (Peter). He's rich, but won't share any of his money with the rest of us. He is at least allowing me to "work" for him. Dad tends to just invite random women over to the house and then send me on an erand that is sure to take me at least 15 minutes to finish. Those are the quickies. Or at least that's what calls it.
You may also see Uncle Brad sitting in the recliner. We don't here much from him until you start talking about politics or if Jeopardy comes on the t.v. He's hardly ever over but when he is I always get tired so I tend to go away for a little while.
Go straight, back and there's the kitchen, that's where me and my little friends like to hang out. Carebear, Zoologist, APDelong, Death By Beebles, and the Crazy Llama girls are almost always somewhere around the house, but usually, we're sitting in the dinning room telling "funny" stories, and talking about cheese, llamas, spuirels, and cereal.
Go through the dinning room and you'll run into the kitchen, not too often do you see anyone in there. Usually it's just people like valleyboyabroad or Bigdreamer. Sometimes I'll see how much of my food they are eating. But for the most part, they do pretty good at eating all the stuff I don't want to eat so it's ok. Oh yeah, those are two of my older siblings. They're really fun to hang out with.
Now, I'm not sure how this happened but, somehow, MadPoet16 is my brother. I guess mom and dad didn't really care how old they were when they had me but that's kinda gross. We live down in the basement. It's kinda gross down there and Dad keeps on trying to get some of the girls he invites to Mad. I'm glad he declines because she might want to use my bed... ewwwiiieee!!!
Then down the hall, left of the living room, on the right side is my sisters' room. It's a very big room becuase I have a bunch of sister. There's BigDreamer, Dharma, Karma, Trinitie (should moved out a while ago and comes to visit every now and then) and some others.
There's so many people in this house that I'm not sure who they all are or which one's are related to me.
The next room on the right is for some of the other guys. There's Muggaz, Dan, Imajinit, Eric, and (again) many others.
It's a big house
My step dad, TractorMan, is Dan's daddy. He's ok but I think I like Sir Dad more. He paid for the house after all. Well, Uncle Brad paid for, Dad just made it what is today. TractorMan has a guest room at the end of the hall, on the right side of course.
MomUser (Jill) is my mommy. She sleeps in the first bedroom on the left. She likes being close to my sisters because they are a lot alike.
Then the second room on the right is the bathroom. 'Nough said.
The last two rooms on the left are dad's. The second to last is off limits. I think that's where he does his 'business' with those one ladies. The very last one is his bedroom. I'm not sure why mommy and daddy don't sleep together but I don't think they really love each other. Mommy told me it was because the ladies don't like to see them together so she doesn't get in their way. She said they are very mean dogs. I'm not sure why but I think it's because she saw daddy kissing Mrs. Clause...
Well, all that's left now to show you is the backyard I think. Well, basically it's a huge yard where a lot of my neighbors like to gather. We all live rather close together so all these people that I mentioned do the same things to all of the other houses. It's a quite wonderful site to behold.
If you ever get the chance, maybe you should check out the other houses.
Capt. over and out!
P.S.~ I hope you got all of the things I said. It kinda goes along with the house thing that jill started and the family think too! It's just the cornbread twist.
Way to go!
