Thunder pants no more!

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Do you have a flatulence problem?  Have your friends and family nicknamed you 'Thunder Pants' or 'Gassy McFartalot'?  Do you own stock in Beano or Phazyme?

If you answered 'yes' to any of those questions, I have good news for you!  Under-Tec Corp has created 'Under-Ez', underwear with a built-in filter designed to neutralize those embarrasing odiferous emanations.  They come in many sizes, from small to XXXL, and are available in a boxer short design for men and a granny-knicker style for women.  They're air-tight and washable, and they should last almost as long as regular underwear!  So, don't delay!  Get your pair of Under-Ez today!  Your friends and family will thank you for it!

*I wish that I was kidding.  I'm not: Link  *

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
That would make a hilarious joke gift though. What will they come up with next?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top


Holy hell.

It's funny; when I'm at the bank, I find it hilarious when the older people come in and just . . . let it all fly. Fun times.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
They are trying to feminize men!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
This was actually on Next American Inventor (I think that was the name of the show).  It didn't make it through the first round.    I can't believe this made it to market.....
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
This was actually on Next American Inventor (I think that was the name of the show). It didn't make it through the first round. I can't believe this made it to market.....


I was going to ask if anyone had actually seen it - I was wondering if it was a "joke" website you know a tongue in cheek thing.

It is really quite funny, I would think it must be a hard sell though from an "embarrassment" point of view?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's needed quite badly it seems!! This is one for the record books!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Another of life's simple pleasures gone. Seriously though, why does this thread seem more appealing me than reading another racism thread. Probably more spiritual.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm betting the inventor got the idea in an elevator.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Probably more spiritual.


Of the rumbling kind?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm betting the inventor got the idea in an elevator.


Giggle
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't want to divert this thread in a selfish way, but I have a question.

Sneezing often causes bystanders to utter invocations, like Bless You (to ward off the plague) or Germany's Gesundheit, meaning 'good health' - as a way to ward off evil( they believed that sneezing momentarily expelled the soul from the body, allowing demons to enter through the nose). Any suggestions regarding invocations for flatulence?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Any suggestions regarding invocations for flatulence?

may the PFUorce be with you.

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Enough midi-chlorians for you Dr. G!    
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
  Now all they need to do is provide it with soundproofing and they'll have the whole business covered.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

That would make a hilarious joke gift though

Yes, it would!  My kids said that they should get a pair for their dad for Father's Day this year.

Holy hell.

It's funny; when I'm at the bank, I find it hilarious when the older people come in and just . . . let it all fly.

You know, the older people get, the less ashamed they seem to get about their bodily functions.  I've walked through many a store and heard an older person bust ass like they were in the privacy of their own home, and the last time I sat vigilance an elderly family member gave me a very technical description of their bowel movements - including a graphic description of the turd ("rock hard"), it's odor, color, and how hard they had to push to get it out.  It was all information I could have done without, to be honest....the farts included.

 

I can't believe this made it to market.....

Neither can I!

 

I'm betting the inventor got the idea in an elevator

It wouldn't surprise me!

 

Any suggestions regarding invocations for flatulence?

"Nice push!"

Now all they need to do is provide it with soundproofing and they'll have the whole business covered.

haha!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Any suggestions regarding invocations for flatulence?


Light a match!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Any suggestions regarding invocations for flatulence?


Light a match!


Just not on a plane!  
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Any suggestions regarding invocations for flatulence?


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