Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Scientists Warn of 'Mad Honey Disease' "--headline, Independent (London), Sept. 10
That is more politically correct than Mad Cow I guess.
"French Broad Is Focus of Race"--headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Sept. 9
First one to the finish line gets the Broad.
"50 Cent Lamborghini Ride Leads to Ticket"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 8
I got 50 cents, can I have a ride?
"Richmond OKs Prostitution-Free Zones"--headline, Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sept. 12
So is it legal in the rest of the city now?
"Gore Calls on China, India to Tackle Climate Change"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 12
Isn't that gang tackling? I thought that was illegal.
"European Nations Agree on Iran Language"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 13
I guess the Muslims have already taken over.
"Stanford Won't Let Doctors Accept Gifts"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12
Puts a big damper on Christmas.
"Rice: Don't Leave Vacuum in Afghanistan"--headline, NewsMax.com, Sept. 12
I guess there is no Hoover shortage there.
"Defendant Seeks Delay Because Deer Season Could Reduce Jury Pool"--headline, WPTY-TV Web site (Memphis, Tenn.), Sept. 13
His lawyer better explain to him that it is a Jury of your PEERS, not DEERS.
"Rare White Buffalo Born to Wis. Farm for 3rd Time"--headline, WFRV-TV web site (Green Bay), Sept. 14
I have heard of cying a thousand deaths, but being born 3 times?
"Shortages Are Ballooning the Cost of Helium" --AOL September 12, 2006
I thought the Helium was ballooning?
"U.S. Excluded Bombs From Baghdad Murder Toll" --AOL September 12, 2006
Of Course! Bombs are not people!
