She really DOES exist!

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Tom-Kat have finally laid the 'Suri doesn't exist, there is no baby, it's all a publicity scam' rumors that have been rife over the past few months to rest and have allowed the world a glimpse of their offspring, Suri.

That's Suri Cruise and her parents.  I can't say who she takes after, but I can say she has a LOT of dark hair and is, to my eye anyway, absolutely gorgeous!

I'll bet there are a lot of babies with hair envy right now.....

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Don't believe it for a second! It's all homemade flour-playdoh and Photoshop!

Connect the dots: Tom Cruise -> Steven Spielberg -> George Lucas -> Industrial Light and Magic.

It's like Conan O'Brian. People think that guy's real. No! It's an old Howdy Doody doll, some bailing wire, and a secondhand Cray Supercomputer loaded up with a tweaked version of the Max Headroom software.

When will people wake up? When?!?!?!?!?!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just can't figure out why anyone even cares.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's one hell of a head of hair for a baby...

~Zoo
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's like Conan O'Brian. People think that guy's real. No! It's an old Howdy Doody doll, some bailing wire, and a secondhand Cray Supercomputer loaded up with a tweaked version of the Max Headroom software.


I knew that tic wasn't norm-norm-norm-norm-normal!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn!  Gene beat me to it!  I was going to say it was photoshopped!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think she's absolutely gorgeous!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
10 to 1 it's a photochop job.



2 to 1 it just took them this long to buy a baby that kinda looks like them.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Did she come out quoting "Dianetics" and telling of her meeting with L. Ron Hubbard just before be left his side to join her new little body? ;~D
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
She kinda looks Chinese. That's a touching picture of them all together.

I wonder how much Vanity Fair had to pay to get that photo? Celebrities. Sheesh.