100 plus things that i wanna do before I die.

Just something for fun!

from JoeUser Forums
Me and a couple of my friends at school decided it would be funny to make up a list of humorus things that we could try to do before we die. So far I have come up with 125 things to do. It might not seem as funny to some of you on here because you might not understand some of the things like the way me and my friends do. I know at least one reader on here should understand just because of the fact that we're best friends.(Capt. Cornbread) So here it goes.............

1. Go snipe hunting
2. Go to a Chinese restraunt and order mexican food.
3. lose some weight
4. don't gain any of that weight back
5. throw up on somebodies lunch that I don't really get along with
6. actually graduate high school
7. Become a veteranarian
8. punch Skyler Baldwin in the face.
9. go to a local walmart and spend the night.
10. back up into a red car at fall homecomming just like Capt. Cornbread did.
11. get a speeding ticket just like Capt. for going 26miles over the speed limit.
12.Set my principal Mr. Saxton on fire.
13.-16. were made up by my friend andy pargeon.
13. get a tattoo
14. spontainiously lick somebody
15. suck a duck
16. smack someone's hiney that I don't know
17. Turn Michael Jackson black(sorry all you mj fans)
18. Kiss a certain someones that i won't mention.
19. Touch Usher's body!
20. kiss Usher!
21. Go to Austrailia
22. Ride a llama to school
23. Take the llama on my school bus.
24. Enroll the llama in school
25. Raise llamas and goats on my own ranch.
26. Get in a fight with my principal
27. Roll my principal's house
28. Throw a filpflop at my principal
29. Make my principal choke on a noodle!
30. Set up a llama petting zoo infront of my school.
31.Kill Barney the purple dinosaur!~Sorry Shaun!
32. Go skinny dipping
33. Some how make it so that the loud mouth of my school can no longer talk.
34. laugh my rear off after # 33 happens
35. Throw a party after #'s 33 and 34 happen
36. Go to a different church to see what a different religion is like.
37. Take a grill that they sell at Walmart and have a cook out before buying it.
38. Call a bunches of ppl to come to the cookout.
39. Wear a bra on the outside of my clothes.
40. Wear blue instead of green on St. Patty's day and see how many times I get pinched just because Capt. Cornbread told me that blue was the official color not green.
41. Try to see how long I can go with out saying ne thing bad.
42. Eat some worms.
43. Put a condom on somebody's car antenna.
44. Be on amer. idol and sing the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song!
45. do the same but sing the Rubber Ducky Song!
46. Make a song dedicated to the llamas
47. become the #1 blogger on here!~yeah right, I'd have to beat Brad Wardell's 34,000 and some points. lol.
48. get ranked higher that my good old buddy Capt.
49. get Shane....oops...I mean shaun.lol.....to not say anything nasty for one whole day.
50. Stuff my friend Devin in a locker.
51. Stuff my principal in a locker.
52. Beat the living daylights out of my "big brother" Ryan.
53. Convince my friend Alex Hoffman that he is the meanest guy in the world. lol.
54. Have one big beasty family. most of you won't get this one

ok im gonna stop here for so you don't have to read so many. I'll post the other half next time. Hope you all found them funny. lol. Untill next time.......

~carebear~
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know, you could have just said it was me that told you blue was the official color, it's not like I'm wrong. So there's no reason why I'd be ashamed.

Capt. over and out!

P.S.~ Why didn't you just use my name on 10 and 11either? It would probably have made it more humorous if they knew you were talking about me.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok, I will put your name by them if that makes you happier! lol. Yeah I still have to finish the list, so I'll remember to put your name by the other ones that have your name in them. Untill next time.........

~carebear~
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
do the condom on the antenna thing and get back to us... that seems easy enough. as a matter of fact, put the condom on the antenna of the loud kid at your school... that would be fun even if it wouldn't do shit to shut him up
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah that would be fun to do it to the loud mouth at my school. lol. But the only problem is, she doesn't drive yet. I was planning on doing it to some one such as a prep that goes to my school or just somebody that I really don't care for. I think it would be funny to do it to a prep because of the fact that at school I hang out with Capt. Cornbread and many people with the same personality. I think most of us know who Capt. is, so if you know his style of writing, then you pretty much know him. He's a crazy guy but also sweet. I guess you could say our group is on of the loser groups at school, and standing up to a prep is big news, especailly if you do something to offend them or just plain make them mad. lol. So yeah if me and a couple of friends get around to doing it (which we probably will) I'll get back to yall's with how it went. Well untill next time......

~carebear~
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh yeah, one more thing. I still have to post the other half of my list. Which I should get around to doing by sometime later today or tomorrow. I really just haven't had the time to post the rest, since it is a pretty long list! lol

~carebear~
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
If I may ask what's the deal with the llamas and you and capt?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh it's really nothing. It's just this thing that we have with llamas. I guess you could say we're kinda obsessed with them. Don't ask me how we got that way, it kinda just happened. lol.

~carebear~
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
One time my friends and I were at walmart and the idiots that we are thought it would be funny to put condoms in someone's cart when they're not looking. Well, I was standing about an inch from an owner-less cart and was about to drop the box in when lo and behold! My cousin's very quiet and polite stepdad rounded the corner and saw me! I immediately put the condoms behind my box and smiled and quickly backed away. Thank God he didn't see me doing that, and thank God I didn't do it!!

~Anne
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
poor Anne. You should have just smiled and gone along with it when he left. I would have.

If I may ask what's the deal with the llamas and you and capt?


Well, I just have friends that like to talk I guess. I don't know. The biggest thing I guess was me telling all of my friends what a great place this was. Actually, another friend of mine, going by zoologist03, just started a blog site but he, from the looks of things, hasn't written anything yet. I have a feeling this place is going to be swamped with my friends sooner or later. We'll see though.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah Anne, I would've went along with it. lol. It would've been great! But that's just me I guess. lol.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hurry up with the rest of the list carebear, I'm getting bored reading this part of the list over and over again.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok I promised to post the other part of my list well here it is..........

55. not lie for one day
56. set ryan byrd on fire
57. have the biggest carebear collection
58. dye my hair blonde
59. fart on Capt. whil elbowdropping him and poking him at the same time.
60. think of a new meaning for the word PIMP since capt. told me to
61. shave my algebra2 teacher mr. justice's head bald
62. make it illegal for him to buy anything from tim horton's
63. watch em cry
64. meet good charolett and relient k
65. Deflate pamala anderson's boobs
66. meet blink 182
67. poke sumone to death. lol
68. have bj meet my mom so he can stop fantasizing about her.
69.<<
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
you know, you're gettin on my nerves. but alright. I think you may need to fill some of our fellow bloggers in on the poking think and farting. I'll take care of the elbow droping part. I have to go now though. I'll do that in architecture tomorrow.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok finally........the rest of the list.............

79. Stop the green peace org. (sry if any of u are in it)
80. Send my dog after the mailman.
81. Stalk Luke Staner(but this time make it the real thing)
82. Trad my two litte brothers for Capt.'s little sister
83. Graze in the field with llamas.
84. teach a llama to drive
85. teach a herd of llamas how to play leap frog
86. have a llama hump mr. saxton
87. put laxitive in somebody's food
88. teach a llama to sniff people's butts. lol.
89. teach a llama to elbowdrop Capt. to give him a taste of his own medicine
90. teach a llama the whistle song and the walk from the starburst commercial
91. teach a llama the dance like the old man on the SixFlags commercial
92. have a llamam parade
93. take a llama to church
94. change the taste of all cheeses just to see what Capt. would do about it
95. make milk taste better so I would drink it.
96. actuall get an A+ on a chapter test in algebra2
97. get rid off all popeye spinach
98. eat asparagus
99. monkey with another monky's monkey like the wise man told you not to.
100. pick the bugs off of a monkey
101. own a pet lion
102. work at hooters. lol.
103. work at meijer
104 pull mrs. blakemore's wig off
105. watch her have a heartattack after #104 happens
106get Jr's mom to stop canning her applesauce(if you know what I mean by that)
107. go to sleep with a llama(in a totally non-sexual way)
108. Prove to Sam Christopher that she's the ultimate queerbeast ever!
109. work at walmart
110. tell jack osbourne to get a hair cut
112. <<<<
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just might be happy now.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well you'd better be happy. Now all you need to do is finish your list to make me happy!

~carebear~
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
I will, give me a day or two and it'll be done. I'm just out of ideas for now. Don't worry though, I have the imagination to finish this beast even if it gets too out there.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah I'm sure you do! Just think of something you would normally not do.

~carebear~
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

131. Join FoSP and learn more about it


Carebear~all the Society members would like you to join us big time. I even left you a special note in my FoSPS blog in the humor section. Welcome!


 


84. teach a llama to drive


This is my fave from the list! . I can just picture it too! Awesome idea for a blog! I can see you and Capt. think alike~really cool to have you both here. THANKS FOR WRITING THIS REALLY COOL BLOG!


~MadPoet


 

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, I don't think like her, she thinks like me...

Capt. over and out!
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
No that's just what you think Capt. Anyways this was my idea. I posted mine like 3 days before you posted yours. lol. And plus I got the idea from larissa. Nice try though! lol

~carebear~
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top

Anyways this was my idea. I posted mine like 3 days before you posted yours. lol.


Capt~sorry dude. But I gotta agree with Carebear on this one. She DID post her really cool blog first? But both of them turned out to be totally awesome and humorous anyway, so that's the main thing, huh? Really cool blog Carebear! I enjoyed it a lot.


~MP

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, I don't think she would have ever come up with those things if it wasn't for me knowing her...

Capt. over and out!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah ok Capt. w/e you say. lol. Like I said Larissa gave me the idea. So that has nothing to do with you now does it?? Point proven! ha! lol. Yeah Mad is right. Both of ours were pretty cool.

~carebear~