For those of you who do not know, The{Insert last name of mine here}PC wrote a blog that was well, outre!  In it he accused Brad and Stardock of not allowing those less than conservative to create blogs (Sorry Myrr!  Your permit is revoked!).  Of course it was just the JU normal hickups, and eventually he did create a blog site.  And then has not been seen since.

But then there are those of us of the HMS Starkers!  Sailing our way around the great horn of South America!  ON a trip of Wine (RUM) Women and Song!  On our way to Stardock to find this mysterious technology that can discern conservative from liberal!

And so long after Sir PC has left that blog (as it was posted in the forums, so he gets no points), Sir Gideon is my Second Mate in charge of the Grog Rations (we always seem to be short {Hic}).  Sir Starkers is the Captain of this ship and on me about the paperwork!  I hate paperwork!

And occassionaly we get a new mate.  Which is good since we are Drinking and wenching our way to Michigan via the Straits!  Alas we lost a few at that Tahiti stop when we picked up the many fine ladies!  And a few men for the female members of the crew!

But we are a-sail again. And I am dutifully filling in the paperwork on the 24 cases of Champagne and 2 barrels of rum that have gone by the way side since our trip began (do you really think them ladies would come aboard for saltines?).

We are off to Stardock!  To capture that new technology!  And use it to find all you land lubbers that dont sign on board!  Cause we like ye!

And we be having a barrell of fun!

Right Captn?

(we just need some more mates to crew the Schooner!).

Arrrrggghhhh!

(sorry Sir Gid, here is the Rum bottle!)

 

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I don't seem to have consumed enough of the pirate ale to really understand what this article was all about?!
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Arrrgh I'm up for an Adventure
Reply #3 Top
Argh all ye south paws walk the plank argh
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I need some of that ale myself to settle my tummy after being on the high seas all day!
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I don't seem to have consumed enough of the pirate ale to really understand what this article was all about?!

Click the link and start reading at about the 100 comment mark.  We are having a great time!

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Arrrgh I'm up for an Adventure

Then by all means volunteer!  We have yet to shanghai anyone!

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Argh all ye south paws walk the plank argh

No!  Makes drinking easier as we are not clanking mugs! arrrrgggggg!

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I need some of that ale myself to settle my tummy after being on the high seas all day!

Ah, yea, me lady!  Good Grog does that for ye!

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Ah, yea, me lady! Good Grog does that for ye!


and if it doesn't then ye feed the fishes. It's a win win for all arrrgh.
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We have yet to shanghai anyone!


We'll start shanghai'in' once we finds folks what's WORTH shanghai'in'!
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and if it doesn't then ye feed the fishes. It's a win win for all arrrgh.


Arrgggg! Now there is a new Crew member!
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We'll start shanghai'in' once we finds folks what's WORTH shanghai'in'!


Ye be right! We dont need any grog hogs! We got them {hic} already!
Reply #13 Top
Oh Lord Doc, I'm as confused as Terp! Me speaky only English!
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Click the link and start reading


Oh by the way, it brought me right back here!!
Reply #16 Top
are you feeling ok Doc? You may want to get that checked.

Reply #17 Top
Do you have a cook signed on... I can make a mean seaweed salad but am prone to a little sea-sickness. But what the heck, its all flavouring anyway
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are you feeling ok Doc? You may want to get that checked.

Arrggg!  Just a touch of Kermit in the gullet.

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Do you have a cook signed on... I can make a mean seaweed salad but am prone to a little sea-sickness. But what the heck, its all flavouring anyway

I will have to talk to the Capt'n about that.  He likes his food plain, not spicy.

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Arrrrggh, matey!  You'll have yerself a right ol' pirate war once ye get here!  Me an' me mates turn into pirates at noon each day, and we can be right out ruthless!

(We play the board game Cartagena at lunch each day...arrgghhh!) 

Ye all with have to fight me for the political technology!  It's a booty worth fightin' fer!  Aarrghhhhh!