Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Congressman Caught on Tape, Documents Say"--headline, Associated Press, May 22

That fly tape catches everyone!

"FBI Digs Michigan Field for Hoffa Remains"--headline, United Press International, May 18

I dig rock and roll, but I am not looking for hoffa in the latest Bob Dylan lyrics.

"Jordan Plays Hardball With Hamas"--headline, Associated Press, May 19

I thought he had retired from baseball?

"Strikes by Indian Doctors Enter Day 6; Poor Suffer Worst"--headline, Associated Press, May 19

Then quit striking them!

"Boise County Men Critical After Shooting Each Other"--headline, Idaho Statesman, May 18

I would be pissed too if someone shot me.

"Historic Smoke-Free Ontario Act Is a Joint Effort"--headline, press release, Ontario Ministry of Health, May 18

Tabacco kills!  But hey dude, want a toke?

"Brawl at Anti-Violence Rally Preceded Shootings"--headline, New Haven (Conn.) Register, May 19

I would hate to see what happens at a pro-violence rally!

"Scientists Show Dinosaur Fingernail Fossil"--headline, Associated Press, May 19

What is the dinosaur going to do with a fossil?

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"Historic Smoke-Free Ontario Act Is a Joint Effort"--headline, press release, Ontario Ministry of Health, May 18

Tabacco kills! But hey dude, want a toke?


This one is so hilarious!! Great one DrGuy!!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Another fine batch, Doc
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny stuff as usual Doc!
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Reply By: MasonM

Good to see you laughing.  Now keep the weight off and the hair natural, and no one will be mistaking you for the Jolly old elf with that pipe you got.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

This one is so hilarious!! Great one DrGuy!!

You got to love the english language and the ease it is to create double entendres from simple statements!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Another fine batch, Doc

Thank you sir!  And have a great time with those Nubile ladies.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Funny stuff as usual Doc!

Thanks.  I hope work is easing up.  As for spring cleaning, it aint spring here no more!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Great post Dr. Guy!

Thank you.  Laughter is always the best medicine.