Death to Watermelons!

Did I hear right?

from JoeUser Forums
While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something.

Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
My Dad always called watermelon "piss chunks." Maybe he hates 'em so bad 'cause they make him gotta go pee-pee.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just hope bananas do nothing to irritate him. How I love bananas.....
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
maybe he swallowed too many watermelon seeds and he peed them out and made a big splash on the water which splashed over the seat, I hate pee on da bowl.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
maybe he swallowed too many watermelon seeds and he peed them out and made a big splash on the water which splashed over the seat, I hate pee on da bowl.


Haha..that's probably it! But I dunno...seems to me those sons a bitches are forever calling for the death of something...
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

This is the funniest example of navel gazing I have ever read!

Well done!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: ShovelheatPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006My Dad always called watermelon "piss chunks." Maybe he hates 'em so bad 'cause they make him gotta go pee-pee


maybe we can switch tactic in the war on terror and send boat loads of watermelons for the terrorist to destroy.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Sally jacobsPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006I just hope bananas do nothing to irritate him. How I love bananas.....


I am sure somewhere in the twisted koran { not be confused with the real one} bananas are forbidden because they cause homosexuality.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006maybe he swallowed too many watermelon seeds and he peed them out and made a big splash on the water which splashed over the seat, I hate pee on da bowl.


tell jacob to aim better! hahahahahahaha
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006This is the funniest example of navel gazing I have ever read! Well done!


thanx doc, did you get my return email?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

thanx doc, did you get my return email?

Yep.  Talk to you soon.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ahh praise the lord for gay bananas! Amen!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
A fruit slaughtering fruits? Now I've heard EVERYTHING
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Adventure-DudePosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006A fruit slaughtering fruits? Now I've heard EVERYTHING


I guess because he has been in hiding so long his twisted brain has become even more twisted and now he is bent on slaughtering anything that reminds him of america.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe he is saying "death to all Americans?" Sounds like watermelon.

Or maybe, like me, he associates July 4th with the sweet juicy fruit, and hates it more for the symbolism.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Tova7Posted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006Maybe he is saying "death to all Americans?"


geeze tova, of course he is saying death to all americans.. but sounds nicer when I think it's death to watermelons.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I guess because he has been in hiding so long his twisted brain has become even more twisted and now he is bent on slaughtering anything that reminds him of america.


Hmmm the last watermelon I sliced open was red, white, and Green. Maybe this whole time he has been mixed up on colors .

You know you do lose your eyesight if you stay in a cave without light for too long.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: little-whipPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006And a couple more, i'm feeling generous today.


thanx whip, I knew that under your guise as an evil bitch there beat a heart of gold. hahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
geeze tova, of course he is saying death to all americans..


ok, ok, so I am a little slow on the uptake....too much dirt on the brain.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
#21 by Tova7
Tuesday, May 16, 2006


ok, ok, so I am a little slow on the uptake....too much dirt on the brain.


{{{[[[[[tova}}}} ain't we all!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ah, now I get it - WMD really stands for 'Watermelons Of Mass Destruction'... Okay, now it is all making sense
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ah, now I get it - WMD really stands for 'Watermelons Of Mass Destruction'... Okay, now it is all making sense

!

Or a remake of "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" with Watermelons playing the part?

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: dynamasoPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006Ah, now I get it - WMD really stands for 'Watermelons Of Mass Destruction'... Okay, now it is all making sense


Oh my God I never connected the dot,s.........
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: little-whipPosted: Wednesday, May 17, 2006Ah, now I get it - WMD really stands for 'Watermelons Of Mass Destruction'... Hahaha! It's gettin deep in here....


dats why when I am here I wear my cyber hip boots! muah!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm Something I realized is older military practice was to use watermelons with swords. Ha ha reminds me of the Indiana Jones movie with the sword swinging guy and he pulls out the gun and shoots him.
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ya sure it isn't "debt to watermelons?" Sounds like a mud hut/cave dweller fiscal plan to me.