in case no one noticed, in the above post, Jafo used slang...yes, Jafo actually posted in the common vernacular

Fair suck of the sauce, me old china, if yer think this old bastard can't hack the yokel's lingo ya got a roo loose in the top paddock, and that's fair dinkum....[and for the Kiwis]>>>...ay? ....

Geez...don'cha just lurve progress..

Sure do....it also gave out successful pickup lines (and yeah, most of 'em worked), but I omitted that part cos ev'ry man n' his dog'd be wantin' ta hop on 'em.....

Ooops, spilt the beans, but thumbs screws and the rack ain't gonna get its location out of me....the success is mine. ALL mine.

Fair suck of the sav, me old china, if yer think this old bastard can't hack the yokel's lingo ya got a roo loose in the top paddock, cos "flamin'drongo" is fair dinkum Aussie and a legitimate Oz dicshunary entry. ..especially for the Kiwi cricketers

Took the liberty of making changes cos ya missed a bit o' authentic strine n' fergot ta take a swipe at Kiwi cricket.

I like cats - they're just the right size to fit in a microwave...

Fry up nice w/pommes-buttered and rice

and for the Kiwis]>>>...ay? ....

What....No bloody sheep jokes ?

I like cats - they're just the right size to fit in a microwave...

Bit old fashioned...me! I likes ta put 'em on a spit over an open fire n' turn em meself....none of this new fangled motorised/rotisserie crap for me.....

And stuffing, oh how I love 'em stuffed....not with yer usual parsley n' sage stuff, tho. Gently blend breadcrumbs with anchovies n' flaked tuna, and voila!! You've a feast fit for a king/any pit bull of noble blood...serves 8.5 when served on a platter of Kantong noodles, shallots, 100 year old eggs, baby corn saute`ed in turnip wine and garnished with curried cabbage.....

Great care must be taken during preparation, however....several jokes (some lewd) were being bandied about A & E when the doc had to use forceps to remove an enormous fur-ball from my aesophagus.

They sure spell funny in Oz. Makes your throat sound like asparagus.   

They sure spell funny in Oz

He didn't mean it Jafo

Yes, we spell funny in Oz....but we also spell lots of other words too...

Yes, we spell funny in Oz....but we also spell lots of other words too

And some people in Oz can put words together to make a sentence, though it is somewhat rare...   

And some people in Oz can put words together to make a sentence, though it is somewhat rare...

some, however are quite distinguished in the English language...adept at word play, fantastic with synonyms, even grammatically correct at all times. To prove it...I would like to ask Jafo to search back through the threads and reword Fuzzy's description of his nick for us...

I would like to ask Jafo to search back through the threads and reword Fuzzy's description of his nick for us...

Heck no....you'd have to pay me heaps...

No dis intended. Possibly the farthest-out place on the planet and home of some right-gnarly individualists.  

Yes, we spell funny in Oz....but we also spell lots of other words too.

Yeah, like fairdinkum, drongo & lil Johnny....which are words frequently found strung together in the same sentence, being that lil Johnny & drongo are synonymous with one another....and that's fairdinkum.

And some people in Oz can put words together to make a sentence, though it is somewhat rare...

'Ere, I resemble that!!! I'll have you know that with a great deal of thought I can string two or three sentences together....given enough time and a fair few hints. Okay, it may be a rarity, but it has been know to happen....one or twice.

Heck no....you'd have to pay me heaps..

Seems to me, Jafo, rewording Fuzzy's nick explanation 'd have to be worth at least a salary of $750,000pa over 3 - 4 years. Not bad money, eh.....and you could stop answering all those Nigerian offers of untold wealth.

BTW, Jafo, take that salary in USD....seeing as lil Johnny carboshed the value of the AUD and tuppence won't buy you a breath of fresh air anymore.

I saw this yesterday by boss019 over at DA and thought I would post a link here to help him in his rant. Check it out.
Keep rockin' boss019!!!!!!
WWW Link

Thanks for the link Po. I didn't know boss019 went to the same alma mater I did. Geese when I went to good old screw you, they swore to me I would receive tuition assistance and job placement. I now have a 50,000 student loan debt I'm trying to payoff and the job placement office was the site of so many alumni protest rallies they had to shut it down the week before I graduated. Then after a year of job searching I find out the entire school was discredited and barred from participating in all further goverment programs. Of course I entirely missed that little news gem which occured during my junior year. Do you think that's why my job search went so bad when I listed on my resume for Education: B.S. Screw You. Oh well live and learn I guess.  

You are a sick little monkey and I really should have a pic of you to use in the comic book. You'd make a good, twisted henchman.

,, use guys are funny !!

I think I ranted , can't really remember ........BARTENDER another round for all !!

I Ranted .... and look where it got me !!!!

for a good Rant !! .... get a " Flame Thrower " .. ..