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Although the Deputy Prime Minister of Britain is sitting on a see-saw as far as his job is concerned, I feel that we should look at the positive aspects of his fling with a secretary twenty years younger.
After all, can you imagine how much hope the 68 year old Deputy PM has given to old age pensioners? Here is a man with a libido to die for. Old age Britain must be trembling in their trousers as they read about a man who is almost 70 having it off two or three times a day with a buxom lass. Not only that but he managed to do some amazing tricks of body manipulation (and hush control), by coupling with the delectable Tracey while the door was open! Youngsters who have more sexual prowess must be admiring of the Deputy PM’s quiet copulatory methods. He also persuaded the young (well, almost), Tracey to service his active member whilst he was attending to ministerial duties. Dear John makes Bill C. look like an amateur.
Can you visualise the fall-out from this? Every raving 70 year old in Britain is going to want a little extra with his tea. Every retired pensioner is going to want a desk (and a door), so that they can learn at least some Kama Sutra. Every OAP will be slathering over 40 year olds who flutter an eyelash and invite these ROP’s (Randy Old Pensioners), to fling them to and fro whilst copping a quick feel. The mind boggles. Whilst praising Prescott for his example of ingenuity I must warn OAP’s against over –exertion.
Some old men are likely to die from the excitement but many more are going to be inspired by Prezza and his antics. The world is a funny place but I guarantee that the Deputy PM has inspired more sales of Viagra and thus boosted foreign exchange. Well done John.
Prescott is likely to become a hero to pensioners everywhere. So, if you see some old men with walking sticks leering with passionate drool and a funny look on their faces when a booby blonde passes by, praise our John—he has uplifted Britain and proved that we are erect in our demeanour and shoot straight from the hip!
After all, can you imagine how much hope the 68 year old Deputy PM has given to old age pensioners? Here is a man with a libido to die for. Old age Britain must be trembling in their trousers as they read about a man who is almost 70 having it off two or three times a day with a buxom lass. Not only that but he managed to do some amazing tricks of body manipulation (and hush control), by coupling with the delectable Tracey while the door was open! Youngsters who have more sexual prowess must be admiring of the Deputy PM’s quiet copulatory methods. He also persuaded the young (well, almost), Tracey to service his active member whilst he was attending to ministerial duties. Dear John makes Bill C. look like an amateur.
Can you visualise the fall-out from this? Every raving 70 year old in Britain is going to want a little extra with his tea. Every retired pensioner is going to want a desk (and a door), so that they can learn at least some Kama Sutra. Every OAP will be slathering over 40 year olds who flutter an eyelash and invite these ROP’s (Randy Old Pensioners), to fling them to and fro whilst copping a quick feel. The mind boggles. Whilst praising Prescott for his example of ingenuity I must warn OAP’s against over –exertion.
Some old men are likely to die from the excitement but many more are going to be inspired by Prezza and his antics. The world is a funny place but I guarantee that the Deputy PM has inspired more sales of Viagra and thus boosted foreign exchange. Well done John.
Prescott is likely to become a hero to pensioners everywhere. So, if you see some old men with walking sticks leering with passionate drool and a funny look on their faces when a booby blonde passes by, praise our John—he has uplifted Britain and proved that we are erect in our demeanour and shoot straight from the hip!