Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Experts Agree They Disagree"--headline, Herald News (West Paterson, N.J.), April 14

I guess that makes them right........and wrong.

"Tom: Yes, Katie Can Make Noise During Birth"--headline, MSNBC.com, April 13

Katie had a come to Jesus talk with Tom!

"Student Can Recite Poem With Profanity"--headline, Associated Press, April 14

In training to become a drunken sailor?

"Sesame Street Duo Held in Crack Bust"--headline, Times Herald-Record (Middletown, N.Y.), April 17

Is this what they call the vertical smile on our derriere?

"Cow Stuns Experts by Delivering Egg"--headline, China Daily, April 17

Chicken union up in arms!  Demand to be allowed to compete in the milk business.

"Cheney Stumps for GOP Candidates in Wash."--headline, Associated Press, April 17

He probably should have waited until after his bath.

"Is Texas Governor Angling for Shot at Vice President?"--headline, Dallas Morning News, April 18

Cheney better stay away from Hunting for awhile.

"Fish Finds Form, Takes Tennis Title"--headline, Los Angeles Daily News, April 17

Before or after winning the synchronized swimming title?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
""Cow Stuns Experts by Delivering Egg"--headline, China Daily, April 17

Chicken union up in arms! Demand to be allowed to compete in the milk business."


This is my fav!!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

This is my fav!

I did not read the story, but that one really makes you go "Hmmmmmmm".

Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Musta been one of those hormone injected cows and they mixed up the vials?

Who knew fish could play tennis?


Good stuff as always Guy
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
as always...
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Musta been one of those hormone injected cows and they mixed up the vials?

Did its cluck give it away?

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

as always...

Thank you sir!  Glad to bring some laughter into the world.