My New Ride








We call these things Toorak Tractors....for wifey to take the kids to and from school....they'd faint at the thought of actually taking them off-road....but they make great pedestrian-killers.....and have the roll-center of a London bus.
They 'shouldn't' be for a 'commute' but for farm-work or equivalent....
| They 'shouldn't' be for a 'commute' but for farm-work or equivalent.... |
This is no yuppified version. The only bells and whistles have to do with rear differential locks and active traction control in 4L. This is a rock climbing, mud slinging, monster that will never be this pretty again. http://www.toyota.com/fjcruiser/index.html?s_van=GM_TN_FJ_INDEX
| Does it pull your boat? |


Now this is the ideal one for transporting the kiddies to school.....no parking issues...

Ooh....even better....
Light, compact....gotta be economical. Parking....fits in any suburb....[one only per suburb].
If big and/or fast cars are a penis-substitute then you really must pity this owner's partner [if any]....
Clearly an indication that as a child someone was denied a Tonka truck for Crissie...so is making amends.....
....and people'll be sure to see you coming with that bright yellow paint job
| .but they make great pedestrian-killers.. |
| We call these things Toorak Tractors. |

But it's hot looking! Love the yellow!
| Plan to do any off roading? |

...in my dreams
"Give my a Derby Car"

Now we're talking....
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| Come to think of it....I see similarities..... |
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