Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are...

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight., "I promise!".
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!
Got away with that one! Then he said,"We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, gigled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

[From an E-Mail Joke - too funny not to share!]
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know this is a joke, but I can just see you trying to sneak by your husband that way!
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.


At that sentence I was going to chime in, "You didn't drive, did you?!"

But then your article was just a joke. Hehe. A funny joke too
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
hahaha. nice.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Tuesday, April 11, 2006I know this is a joke, but I can just see you trying to sneak by your husband that way!


Me too Doc! I'm just hysterical with laughter from this one!


Reply By: Charissa KaschelPosted: Tuesday, April 11, 2006i have tears that is so funny!


ROFL!~~~ me too!


Reply By: AngelaMarie88Posted: Tuesday, April 11, 2006Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.At that sentence I was going to chime in, "You didn't drive, did you?!"But then your article was just a joke. Hehe. A funny joke to


I know, that would be bad if it's me driving home loaded! But no way I would even think about getting behind a car wheel like that! It's a good joke though!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: NickyGPosted: Tuesday, April 11, 2006hahaha. nice.


Glad you liked it!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahaha!! Too funny!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
One of the better jokes I've seen lately. lol

Capt. over and out!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dang!  that 's riproaring funny foreverserenity!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thank you for the laugh, Forever!! I really needed one and I'm still laughing out loud!! :~D
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
dumb clock! betrayed you it did! heh
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thx you guys, I'm so glad you liked it!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tooooo funny!!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
An oldie but a beauty. And still very funny...
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny

Are you sure it didn't really happened to you? .. I mean you are a bit "cuckoo" yourself ... j/k ...
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Haha! And I really thought it was you util the cookoo farted, hahaha!

Great joke
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tooooo funny!!


Glad you liked it Jill!


An oldie but a beauty. And still very funny...

Maso, it sure is!



Are you sure it didn't really happened to you? .. I mean you are a bit "cuckoo" yourself ... j/k ...


ROFL!!! Giggling quite loudly at you Chris! Ya know, BK...... (before kids!)


Haha! And I really thought it was you util the cookoo farted, hahaha!



That part is hilarious isn't it! Haha