But I'm not one....

If they don't know I'm not they can bugger off....;p

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Reply #1 Top

Oh....and IF I 'do not reply to this message' then how the hell do they get my info and I get their 20 bucks?

Do I have 'effwit' tattooed on my forehead?

Reply #2 Top
Referring to the sender of that e-mail: "No brain, no headache"!
Reply #3 Top
Don't you need to click the so-called "Confirm" link so the sender can load some surprises onto your PC?
Reply #4 Top
they can bugger off

Just curious... if I found somebody buggering, what would I see?
Reply #5 Top

Just curious... if I found somebody buggering, what would I see?

Probably not much...as it takes two....

Reply #6 Top
Hmmm... there's buggering here too, but it gets called other names...
Reply #7 Top
A bugger in the hand is worth two in the bush?
Reply #8 Top
Isn't a bugger someone who hides listening devices in order to spy on someone?
Reply #9 Top

Isn't a bugger someone who hides listening devices in order to spy on someone

Could be....could be....

However...to put it delicately....you've heard of "the beast with 2 backs"?....well in this case there'd be only one......