I am so glad to be male!

I am man hear me whimper.

from JoeUser Forums
While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man!

If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!.

My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now!

Better you than me! heh heh heh
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I for one am glad you are male too.....enough said
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Then again, being male ain't all beer and skittles Link.

I join your salute to all expectant mothers everywhere!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
yeah yeah laugh it up. Being a chick can suck hardcore sometimes, but we hold the power over the men (or at least, the 18 year old boys).
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

we hold the power over the men (or at least, the 18 year old boys).

ROFL...good one!

Ya MM,  I'm glad too you're a man! you'd look pretty silly as a gal, what with your height, and your manly appearance!

That expression you used, "better you than me",   I had a boss that used to say that to me whenever something bad happened to me.  It was the only thing about him I didn't like...had never heard that before,  seemed so callous,  now I know it's a harmless thing to say. 

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Friday, April 07, 2006I for one am glad you are male too.....enough said


thanx michelemybelle, have I told you today how much you mean to me? if I have not well then, I love you.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Buddah MoskowitzPosted: Friday, April 07, 2006Then again, being male ain't all beer and skittles Link.I join your salute to all expectant mothers everywhere!


the only bad thing about being male is twisted balls, you know when you cross your legs to fast and catch em. owwwwww..
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Amanda Pearl IIPosted: Friday, April 07, 2006yeah yeah laugh it up. Being a chick can suck hardcore sometimes, but we hold the power over the men (or at least, the 18 year old boys).


being almost 60, ewwwwwwwww I concure women have the power, but then so do us mancritters.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: TrudygolightlyPosted: Friday, April 07, 2006we hold the power over the men (or at least, the 18 year old boys). ROFL...good one!Ya MM, I'm glad too you're a man! you'd look pretty silly as a gal, what with your height, and your manly appearance! That expression you used, "better you than me", I had a boss that used to say that to me whenever something bad happened to me. It was the only thing about him I didn't like...had never heard that before, seemed so callous, now I know it's a harmless thing to say.


glad you got it in the spirit it was meant for, just a casual thought with no malice.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

the only bad thing about being male is twisted balls, you know when you cross your legs to fast and catch em. owwwwww..

How about zipper snipper?  Uh, huh!  Sometimes it is not good being male!

But leave it to the dean of men to write a great tribute to women!  I concur!

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Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, April 07, 2006the only bad thing about being male is twisted balls, you know when you cross your legs to fast and catch em. owwwwww..How about zipper snipper? Uh, huh! Sometimes it is not good being male!


I started wearing buttonfly jeans exclusively due to my older brother catching his nuts in a zipper, I was around 8 when that happened and still remember the screams.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

I was around 8 when that happened and still remember the screams.

It only takes once!

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about zipper snipper? Uh, huh! Sometimes it is not good being male!


Beans and franks. Beans and franks. - something about mary -

it had to be said

Well as much as being a woman can stink at times, I'm glad I'm a woman. It would just be weird being a man having all those extra parts hanging out all over the place. How weird would that be?
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Besides, if you suddenly found yourself to be female you probably wouldn't leave the house for weeks... if you know what I mean...
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
#13 by Locamama
Friday, April 07, 2006


Well as much as being a woman can stink at times, I'm glad I'm a woman. It would just be weird being a man having all those extra parts hanging out all over the place. How weird would that be?


one word.. breasts.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
#14 by BakerStreet
Friday, April 07, 2006


Besides, if you suddenly found yourself to be female you probably wouldn't leave the house for weeks... if you know what I mean...


ya i would be too busy crying about stuff i don't know about. heh heh heh
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
If males were the one's that give birth, abortion wouldn’t be an issue….It would be a sport.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: C¢¾CPosted: Saturday, April 08, 2006If males were the one's that give birth, abortion wouldn¡¯t be an issue¡¦.It would be a sport


if males gave birth it would only happen once.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
if males gave birth it would only happen once.


I think if males gave birth they would simply go back to the days when they put you under until the baby was there. First sign of labor and you guys would hook yourselves up with a spinal

My hubby and boys all are thankful they are guys. At least they are also thankful I'm not

Thanks for the laugh!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: JillUserPosted: Sunday, April 09, 2006if males gave birth it would only happen once.I think if males gave birth they would simply go back to the days when they put you under until the baby was there. First sign of labor and you guys would hook yourselves up with a spinal My hubby and boys all are thankful they are guys. At least they are also thankful I'm not Thanks for the laugh!


you are most welcome expectant mommie! drugs or spinal, I am so sure we would wimp out after the first child, the human race would quickly find itself extinct.

My hats off to all you moms, not just for being able to create life, but for having to put up with us men too! heh
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good one. I'll side with you and say I'm glad I'm male too.

Beans and franks. Beans and franks


Oh yes, now there is a funny movie.

Reminds me of a joke: why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reminds me of a joke: why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.


! Funny!


I think we're all happy you're male Elie!


I for one am glad to be female! Plus, who would want to have something that brings attention to you if you can't control your thoughts!!
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
#21 by dynamaso
Monday, April 10, 2006


Reminds me of a joke: why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.


that one made me shoot morning coffee through my nose, I hope yer happy! bahahahahah
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
#22 by foreverserenity
Monday, April 10, 2006


for one am glad to be female! Plus, who would want to have something that brings attention to you if you can't control your thoughts!!


ummmm..... monthly, white pants, no plug.. it happens!
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
If men got pregnant it would probably become a competition. And those that complained about labor pains, etc. would be told to "Suck it up."