Chem-lites

or HW is a jerk.

from JoeUser Forums
HW likes to give our 3 year old son chem-lites when he comes in from field exercises. This is a big deal for a three year old. He LOVES them.

So HW thought he would be funny and toss one of my tampons to my son and say "here's a chem-lite buddy." *Gee thanks* And then he just stood there laughing as I'm wrestling our son. (BTW 3 year old are strong!)

Connor is in tears and so is Matt (from laughing so hard) I realized that I had to let him see what it was or he would open up EVERY tampon in the house looking for the one that was a chem-lite. Of course he thought it was still interesting.....interesting enough that I am still going to have to hide the boxes for a few weeks.

Thanks HW.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
HAHAHAHA

Reminds me of that America's Funniest video where the little one got into the pads and thought they were airplane stickers.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry, I know you did not think it was funny - but it was.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Poor kid will be scarred for years..... 
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
coulda been worse...like if he'd been told it was a teabag.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe.

Next time he's quiet you're going to go looking for him and discover dozens of "chem-lite wrappers" all over the floor!

PS - You should have snapped a pic. That would have been a good one for showing future girlfriends!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
but it's perfect grocery list code: honey could you pick up some chem-lites?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
When I was a kid, tampons were used as hand grenades when playing Army. Pull the string and throw! My friend and I would wear pads on our shoulders when playing football, too.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
HAHAHAHAReminds me of that America's Funniest video where the little one got into the pads and thought they were airplane stickers.

Never saw it, but I can imagine.

Sorry, I know you did not think it was funny - but it was.

Oh, it was funny.....

Poor kid will be scarred for years.....

only if I took pictures!

coulda been worse...like if he'd been told it was a teabag.

We're Mormons...don't drink tea...so he has no clue....but yeeesh.

Next time he's quiet you're going to go looking for him and discover dozens of "chem-lite wrappers" all over the floor! PS - You should have snapped a pic. That would have been a good one for showing future girlfriends!

That's my big fear.....and of course it will happen on the day i REALLY need them.....and see comment above as to why I refrained from pictures...but the look of concentration and facination will be forever planted in my brain.

but it's perfect grocery list code: honey could you pick up some chem-lites?

Cute!

When I was a kid, tampons were used as hand grenades when playing Army. Pull the string and throw! My friend and I would wear pads on our shoulders when playing football, too.

Okay, that's hillarious. I think I nearly wet my pants laughing!