Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Marijuana Again Tied to Memory Problems"--headline, Reuters, March 13
But hey man! Like who cares?
"Motorcyclist Clocked at 155 MPH Jailed"--headline, Associated Press, March 13
Wonder how fast he would have been going on the open road.
"Vulcan Raises Earnings Forecast"--headline, MarketWatch.com, March 14
Spock is now a Millionaire.
"Will Ferrell Not Dead in Paragliding Accident"--headline, PostChronicle.com, March 14
But Francisco Franco is still dead.
"Hot Pepper Kills Prostate Cancer Cells in Study"--headline, Reuters, March 15
Gives new meaning to a warm enema!
"Wallace to Stop Being '60 Minutes' Regular"--headline, Associated Press, March 14
Geritol works for most people.
"Democrat Seeks to Dump Lieberman Over Iraq"--headline, MSNBC.com, March 16
It seems they have invented a new biological weapon!
"Boswell Says Offensive in Iraq Could Be Good or Bad"--headline, RadioIowa.com, March 16
Boswell could be right or wrong.
"First Lady Toasts Afghan Author"--headline, Associated Press, March 16
Isn't that taking flame wars a little too far?
"Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames"--headline, WOAI-AM/TV Web site (San Antonio), March 17
Maybe they should have used Lieberman instead of a cow?
! Funny as usual Doc! I'm loving these!
Good ones, Doc.