Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Alaskans Battle Over Invasive Weed"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 3

Maui Wowie moves north!

"Paper Shredders May Hurt Kids' Hands"--headline, WebMD.com, Feb. 6

Doesn't do much for their fingers either!

"Judge to Decide Whether to Halt Ark. Project to Protect Bird"--headline, Log Cabin Democrat (Conway, Ark.), Feb. 7

If Noah would have had Judges, he would have drowned!

"Boxer Urges Sheehan to Not Challenge Feinstein"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, Feb. 7

Mike Tyson knows about beating up Women!

"Oklahoma Picks Patton as Offensive Line Coach"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 6

Tanks to be the main weapon.

"Man Found Dead in Room of Woman Arrested 3 Hours Later"--headline, KPRC-TV Web site (Houston), Feb. 9

Why would they arrest a dead man?

"Courthouse Shooting to Be Tried at Scene"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 9

Cant they just take the word that there was a shooting?  Do they really have to re-enact it?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
pretty good, paper shredder especially.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

pretty good, paper shredder especially.

I am sure they are now going to have to have warning labels on them!

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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

I chuckled, tks doc!

My Pleasure.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
....The shooting renactment and the arrest of the dead man especially..funny stuff!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

and the arrest of the dead man especially..

I did not read that story, but I guess I am going to go back and figure how they did that one!