Banned for that almighty grin on your face.... though I must admit it suits you.

banned for putting the still suit on

Banned for a zip-up suit.

That actually sounds like a very good idea, especially since the tie will cover up whatever is holding it together anyway. Might make a hideous, hideous garment almost... comfortable.

banned for not studying the history of ties

banned for going with the pants

I prefer panties on my willing females.

Banned for kicking the knickers.

Banned because this (Algebraic numbers on the complex plane colored by degree. (red=1, green=2, blue=3, yellow=4)is why I love mathematics.

Banned for it's all arithmetic... sums to me.

Banned for turning in before my bedtime... on a promise, are we?

Banned for I would never put you on a promise... I'm not that way inclined.

Banned for leaning neither one way or the other

Banned for my father. His constant refrain is "I dropped my phone, and it broke into three pieces, so now it won't work." I'm always willing to talk him through putting the pieces (battery, battery cover, and phone) back together, but I don't get what he thinks is so magical about that particular number.

Banned for expecting the battery, battery cover, and phone to work when completely compartmentalized.