Banned for not familiarising yourself with the excuses before posting... had you done so you'd have an excuse for every occasion and then some.

Say it isn't so.....        Beyonce has an 18 karat, $5,000,000.00 diamond ring.... 

Banned for being jealous of a woman whose name looks like buoyancy.

Banned for several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave on the dark side of the moon and wishing you were there.

banned for not going with the Pic and grooving

Banned because you've either been taking way too much medication or not nearly enough, I don't know which.

Banned for meds are wearing off, again.      

Banned for being 2 lazy to resize cuz I just finished volunteering as a cook for 10,000, no, 100,000 hungry Anteaters. Sixty straight hours.     

Banned for they are called echindnas here in Oz

And for those who didn't know: "She's a Rainbow" is a Rolling Stones song from the album 'Their Satanic Majesties Request' ... and my previous ban was a line from that song.   Apparently, Mick Jagger wrote it about his then g/f Marianne Faithful.

Banned for being the moss this rolling stone left behind... I gather no moss, but I don't mind a bit of 'Brown Sugar' to make it taste so good.

banned for wanting to paint a door black

banned for I convinced my mom to let my paint my ceiling black

Banned for yellow person pointing.... didn't his mother ever tell him it's rude to pick his nose with the same finger he uses to point?