I would give you karma but necro will do.

I would give you karma but if I do the forum gremlins will wake up.

I would give you karma but the zombies ate it.   

I would give you Karma Mr. Smith, but I altered the fabric of time long enough to prevent my actually having to give it to you for something that you really didn't deserve any Karma for in the first place.

I would give you karma but you've been gone so long, there's snow on the ground.  again!     So nice to see you Cap.n,

I would give you karma but the queue has developed a queue within a queue and you'll have to stand patiently in line like all the other cellar dwellers who refuse to go into the attic for fear of altitude sickness.

I would give you karma but Chud 2D is not a bra size and vertigo can happen if you sit to close while enjoying given karma. So no Karma to prevent dizziness or indigestion. 

I would give you karma but I bet you'll turn around to see man's best friend again trying to help.... 

I would give you karma but that kind of puppy is mans second best friend.

I would give you karma but that puppy turned up here and told be that he'd made a toilet stop along the way and somebody with a pooper-scooper quickly snaffled it up and kept it for themselves.

I would give you karma but the fecal felon has been distibuting it downtown in the seedy section where good people just do not go.

I would give you karma but posting that pic of a guy with hands-on experience has upset my equilibrium and I'm in such a pickle with vertigo that I can't see the button.